You're the penis of the operation.....

[blurredvision]

A true-life account of a conversation at work the other day......

Long time employee in back: That's what you guys don't understand up front, me, *Joe*, and *John* are the heart of this operation. You up front just take the orders, we in the back do all the hard work. We make this thing run.

3 month, annoyed employee up front: You're the heart of the operation?

Long time employee in back: Yep.

3 month, annoyed employee up front: Sounds like you're more the penis of the operation. (Promptly walks back up front.)

Long time employee in back: (Looks at me) What the hell was that supposed to mean?

Me: I think he just called you a dick. (Promptly walks back up front.)

Some people are just assholes.

 

[JoeKing]

long time employee should have retorted with "Well you're the a-hole of the company"



Costanza!!!

 

[Yossarian]

that wasn't a very good story.

 

[blurredvision]

Originally posted by: Yossarian
that wasn't a very good story.

Indeed.

 

[akubi]

Originally posted by: Yossarian
that wasn't a very good story.

 

[her209]

Mmmmkay...

 

[Wallydraigle]

The penis mightier.

 

[blurredvision]

Originally posted by: her209
Mmmmkay...

Indeed.

I never claimed this to be funny, people. Don't act so surprised. :beer:

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: Wallydraigle
The penis mighter.

Miter or mightier?

EDIT: Bah, quick edit.

 

[imported_DocHolliday]

anal bum cover?

 

[Wallydraigle]

Originally posted by: Howard

Originally posted by: Wallydraigle
The penis mighter.

Miter or mightier?

EDIT: Bah, quick edit.

I don't know, penis miter would sort of work too. Maybe I was torn between the two subconsciously, and that conflicted part of my psyche led my fingers to err.

 

[jjones]

So who's the nutsack?