You're a virgin and your second cousin makes a pass at you

[Noema]

Originally posted by: fanerman91
Bach married his second cousin and they had lots of kids, including W.F. and C.P.E. Bach, who were pretty damn good composers themselves.

I'm taking this class on Bach so that was the first thing I thought of.

Heh, I thought about that too.

C.P.E. might be no Johann Sebastian, but damn if he wasn't talented and gifted. Mozart called him the 'father of the piano', as indeed he was one of the first great pianists in the mid-late 18th century).

 

[Noema]

Originally posted by: Shawn

Originally posted by: Noema
Your genetic relatedness to a second cousin is only 1 / 32, as opposed to a first cousin (1 / 8), a silbling (1 / 2) or your granparents ( 1 / 4 ).

You draw your conclusions.

Yep. Just double wrap it. But if worse comes to worse, it's not like you are going to have a deformed child.

Ya, it'd be quite unlikely. But I'd double wrap with anyone I have a common ancestor with

 

[Kelemvor]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
:camera:'s?

 

[Boo Boo]

enjoy it

just dont knock her up

but how does it feel to be a virgin?

 

[beguile]

I'm sure you might end up hitting anything that moves. You go COWBOYYY!

 

[ScottFern]

Come on man, we both know this isn't a "hypothetical"!

 

[Raiden256]

Make her an 8 and that's an oh hell yeah...

 

[thehstrybean]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
:camera:'s?

 

[dennilfloss]

Recent medical studies have shown that there isn't much of a medical impediment to mating with one's cousin. It is a societal tabboo in the USA but cousins marrying is quite common in Europe for example.

 

[Fenixgoon]

Originally posted by: dennilfloss
Recent medical studies have shown that there isn't much of a medical impediment to mating with one's cousin. It is a societal tabboo in the USA but cousins marrying is quite common in Europe for example.

orly? got some links by any chance? that's quite interesting

 

[IAteYourMother]

Originally posted by: Noema

Originally posted by: Shawn

Originally posted by: Noema
Your genetic relatedness to a second cousin is only 1 / 32, as opposed to a first cousin (1 / 8), a silbling (1 / 2) or your granparents ( 1 / 4 ).

You draw your conclusions.

Yep. Just double wrap it. But if worse comes to worse, it's not like you are going to have a deformed child.

Ya, it'd be quite unlikely. But I'd double wrap with anyone I have a common ancestor with

well, assumign you believe in evolution...

 

[Martin]

escort. No virginity, no incest, all good.

 

[dennilfloss]

Originally posted by: Fenixgoon
orly? got some links by any chance? that's quite interesting

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/041001.html
http://www.washington.edu/newsroom/news/2002archive/04-02archive/k040302a.html
http://www.slate.com/id/2064227/

 

[ElMonoDelMar]

I've got quite a few 2nd cousins and let me say there's NO WAY I'd hit any of them EVAR.

C'mon guys. These are the types of situations that hookers are for.

 

[TanisHalfElven]

Originally posted by: her209
This the first time in your life someone of the opposite sex that has shown some interest in you. In the looks department, you are a 2 on a scale of 10. He/she, on the other hand, isn't too bad looking, a 7+.

Do you live the rest of your life as a virgin OR do you give it up and live with the shame of having done the nasty with your second cousin?

in my society cousins marrying is pretty normal. my parents are cousins. i recently attended a wedding of first cousins. (i mean daughter of one brother marrying sone of other brother).

while i consider cousin marriage to be a stupid move cuz of the genetics involved (with all the bad recessive genes coming into play)

i would personally not do anything, cuz i am vowed to celibacy till marrige. however i would get married ASAP and then "F" her brains out.

 

[GundamSonicZeroX]

Originally posted by: tanishalfelven

Originally posted by: her209
This the first time in your life someone of the opposite sex that has shown some interest in you. In the looks department, you are a 2 on a scale of 10. He/she, on the other hand, isn't too bad looking, a 7+.

Do you live the rest of your life as a virgin OR do you give it up and live with the shame of having done the nasty with your second cousin?

in my society cousins marrying is pretty normal. my parents are cousins. i recently attended a wedding of first cousins. (i mean daughter of one brother marrying sone of other brother).

while i consider cousin marriage to be a stupid move cuz of the genetics involved (with all the bad recessive genes coming into play)

i would personally not do anything, cuz i am vowed to celibacy till marrige. however i would get married ASAP and then "F" her brains out.

Guess who's getting quoted again in my sig.

 

[xSkyDrAx]

Originally posted by: IAteYourMother

Originally posted by: Noema

Originally posted by: Shawn

Originally posted by: Noema
Your genetic relatedness to a second cousin is only 1 / 32, as opposed to a first cousin (1 / 8), a silbling (1 / 2) or your granparents ( 1 / 4 ).

You draw your conclusions.

Yep. Just double wrap it. But if worse comes to worse, it's not like you are going to have a deformed child.

Ya, it'd be quite unlikely. But I'd double wrap with anyone I have a common ancestor with

well, assumign you believe in evolution...

Well maybe he particularly likes sheep? :Q

 

[Noema]

Originally posted by: IAteYourMother

Originally posted by: Noema

Originally posted by: Shawn

Originally posted by: Noema
Your genetic relatedness to a second cousin is only 1 / 32, as opposed to a first cousin (1 / 8), a silbling (1 / 2) or your granparents ( 1 / 4 ).

You draw your conclusions.

Yep. Just double wrap it. But if worse comes to worse, it's not like you are going to have a deformed child.

Ya, it'd be quite unlikely. But I'd double wrap with anyone I have a common ancestor with

well, assumign you believe in evolution...

Okay, what about a common ancestory I know the name of...and I'm not talking about Lucy

 

[Guido06]

Hit it, wear protection, don't tell anybody.

 

[Boo Boo]

Originally posted by: ElMonoDelMar
I've got quite a few 2nd cousins and let me say there's NO WAY I'd hit any of them EVAR.

C'mon guys. These are the types of situations that hookers are for.

thats why moms and sons shouldnt do it

 

[MrCodeDude]

Originally posted by: mpitts
Bone her

But that practice is common among scUM fans anyway.

 

[olds]

Where was the funny part?

 

[b0mbrman]

Originally posted by: dennilfloss

:Q

What rock have I been under?

 

[b0mbrman]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Where was the funny part?

I think he meant like awkward funny...

 

[Staples]

Still seems ssomewhat creepy but you are not very closely related to a second cousin.