You're a virgin and your second cousin makes a pass at you

[her209]

This the first time in your life someone of the opposite sex that has shown some interest in you. In the looks department, you are a 2 on a scale of 10. He/she, on the other hand, isn't too bad looking, a 7+.

Do you live the rest of your life as a virgin OR do you give it up and live with the shame of having done the nasty with your second cousin?

 

[FoBoT]

:camera:'s?

 

[AznAnarchy99]

what classifies as a second cousin again?

 

[everman]

Can my first cousin join in?

 

[Corporate Thug]

hit it and quit it like a boxing class

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: AznAnarchy99
what classifies as a second cousin again?

Your dad's first cousin's children.

 

[BooGiMaN]

seeing as how incest seems to be prevalent in your family i take it a your 7 is more like a 2 in the real world...and a your 2 is more like a....


i say go for it..you wont have much chance of ever seeing real poonanny from a normal woman in the real world versus the freak of nature side show looking cousin from years and years of inbreeding

 

[mpitts]

Bone her

 

[DainBramaged]

I'd hit it. Something is better than nothing, plus, second cousin is pretty distant.

 

[Turin39789]

Originally posted by: her209
This the first time in your life someone of the opposite sex that has shown some interest in you. In the looks department, you are a 2 on a scale of 10. He/she, on the other hand, isn't too bad looking, a 7+.

Do you live the rest of your life as a virgin OR do you give it up and live with the shame of having done the nasty with your second cousin?

Personally, I don't go for He/she's but if that's your thing more power to ya. Considering that you're after he/she's I would think you should be able to find someone who does'nt look too bad that isn't related to you that would be willing to throw you a mercy bone. After all I think he/she's get lonely from time to time and it's not like they have as large of a pool to draw from as "normal" folk.

Good luck in your lifestyle, you just missed national coming out day by a few days. Props for your courage.

 

[mayonnaise]

I got a temp ban for replying to a similar topic a few months ago

 

[tk149]

Originally posted by: Turin39789

Originally posted by: her209
This the first time in your life someone of the opposite sex that has shown some interest in you. In the looks department, you are a 2 on a scale of 10. He/she, on the other hand, isn't too bad looking, a 7+.

Do you live the rest of your life as a virgin OR do you give it up and live with the shame of having done the nasty with your second cousin?

Personally, I don't go for He/she's but if that's your thing more power to ya. Considering that you're after he/she's I would think you should be able to find someone who does'nt look too bad that isn't related to you that would be willing to throw you a mercy bone. After all I think he/she's get lonely from time to time and it's not like they have as large of a pool to draw from as "normal" folk.

Good luck in your lifestyle, you just missed national coming out day by a few days. Props for your courage.

:laugh::thumbsup:

 

[her209]

Looking at the result thus far, it looks like being a virgin takes a back seat to sex with a cousin.

 

[b0mbrman]

Originally posted by: her209
This the first time in your life someone of the opposite sex that has shown some interest in you. In the looks department, you are a 2 on a scale of 10. He/she, on the other hand, isn't too bad looking, a 7+.

Do you live the rest of your life as a virgin OR do you give it up and live with the shame of having done the nasty with your second cousin?

You need to add this option:

(C) Hit a homeless guy with my car and run to Canada

 

[Boo Boo]

hit it like a bowl of gumbo at a southern cookout.

you might wanna spank it first unless you want to be known as a second to soon man.

post a pic, i might have hit it allready

 

[Ayah]

Pics.

 

[blurredvision]

 

[jhu]

what if it was your sister instead? ie, you=1/10, her=9/10

 

[b0mbrman]

Originally posted by: blurredvision

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: AznAnarchy99
what classifies as a second cousin again?

Your dad's first cousin's children.

So basically you'd share the same grandma (or grandpa) with this person.

Nope.

You'd share the same great grandma or grandpa.

 

[HombrePequeno]

Do we get to use contraception like the withdrawal method?

 

[b0mbrman]

Originally posted by: blurredvision

Nope...gotta be quicker on the draw there, cowboy

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: b0mbrman

Originally posted by: blurredvision

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: AznAnarchy99
what classifies as a second cousin again?

Your dad's first cousin's children.

So basically you'd share the same grandma (or grandpa) with this person.

Nope.

You'd share the same great grandma or grandpa.

Correct, your grandma/grandpa would be a sibling of your second cousing's grandma/grandpa.

 

[pennylane]

Bach married his second cousin and they had lots of kids, including W.F. and C.P.E. Bach, who were pretty damn good composers themselves.

I'm taking this class on Bach so that was the first thing I thought of.

 

[Noema]

Your genetic relatedness to a second cousin is only 1 / 32, as opposed to a first cousin (1 / 8), a silbling (1 / 2) or your granparents ( 1 / 4 ).

You draw your conclusions.

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: Noema
Your genetic relatedness to a second cousin is only 1 / 32, as opposed to a first cousin (1 / 8), a silbling (1 / 2) or your granparents ( 1 / 4 ).

You draw your conclusions.

Yep. Just double wrap it. But if worse comes to worse, it's not like you are going to have a deformed child.