Your work restroom

[snoopy7548]

There are some people at work who don't wash their hands after going #2. I think it's mainly just some of the manufacturing floor workers. And there's this one dude who always pisses all over the seat in one of the stalls. I'm pretty sure I know who it is but I'm not 100% certain. Gotta catch him in the act...

 

[lxskllr]

Gotta catch him in the act...

Offer to hold it for him to improve accuracy :^P

 

[skull]

The weird thing is not washing your hands before pissing, I also value my penis. The weird thing is washing before you touch your precious penis, but then not washing after you are through and just walking out. I'm a data analyst at a major printing company by the way.

I keep mine clean so I don't worry about washing after I touch it.

 

[skull]

Is this you? NSFW

https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=ugSrW_1538167572

Thats awesome wonder if he hated them or just had to go that bad. I generally stand still while pissing but I will piss into the wind.

 

[snoopy7548]

Offer to hold it for him to improve accuracy :^P

 

[kn51]

There is always the 10' dude that leaves a pube on top of the urinal.

Then you get the guy that can't make it into the urinal. So the the next person up is trying to sidestep the previous disaster and well you know how that goes.

 

[Red Squirrel]

As a ginger I always make sure to cleanup any pubes that fall out, because people will know it's me. So if you see a red pube, it's NOT me, because I cleanup after myself.

 

[CZroe]

There is always the 10' dude that leaves a pube on top of the urinal.

Then you get the guy that can't make it into the urinal. So the the next person up is trying to sidestep the previous disaster and well you know how that goes.

So much worse when your shoes comes untied and your lace is either in that puddle or you have to dance around it until you can get someplace else tie it. Happened to me twice this week even though my shoes rarely comes untied.

 

[Herr Kutz]

My workplace recently installed an automatic towel dispenser that has a built-in delay period. Once the paper towel is dispensed, a blue LED lights up and you cannot get another towel until the light has turned off. It basically prevents people from taking two towels.

Do you and I work at the same place?

 

[GrumpyMan]

I keep mine clean so I don't worry about washing after I touch it.

Must of been you then, makes sense now...

 

[Greenman]

Needs an option for no sink, no soap dispenser, no flush, and hotter than a popcorn fart when the sun is shining on it. Oh, almost forgot, it does have horrendous stink, so it does have that going for it.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Manual and manual. The bathrooms where I work are disgusting quite frankly. I could literally piss all over the walls and floor and I don’t think anyone would notice... or care.

 

[pete6032]

Do you and I work at the same place?

Are you in Chicago?

 

[Herr Kutz]

Are you in Chicago?

No, but one of my coworkers is.