Your talents?

[theprodigalrebel]

When I talk, people shut up and listen.

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
When I talk, people shut up and listen.

Why?

 

[Atheus]

Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
When I talk, people shut up and listen.

What? I wasn't listening.

Originally posted by: LolaWiz
I am an exceptional public speaker

Speech! Speech!

 

[apex32]

Originally posted by: Eghck
i can introduce awkward tension into any situation at will...

lol, some talent you have there

 

[DanTMWTMP]

I can bark like a dog. I really can. People cannot distinguish my bark from a real bark. I scare people with it, and confuse people with it. it's fun.

 

[HgrdGman]

Heh, its not my talent but, my brother can suck air up his butt...so he can fart whenever he wants too.

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Originally posted by: HgrdGman
Heh, its not my talent but, my brother can suck air up his butt...so he can fart whenever he wants too.

I.....err...hmmm

 

[nageov3t]

I'm a HUGE ***hole

 

[krunchykrome]

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP
I can bark like a dog. I really can. People cannot distinguish my bark from a real bark. I scare people with it, and confuse people with it. it's fun.

Infants don't know the difference between real barks and fake ones.

 

[Regs]

Web Design, and um...technology.

 

[Zenmervolt]

I come up to speed on how something works incredibly quickly.

I'm also very good at being tactless and overly blunt on internet forums, but that covers most people here.

ZV

 

[Poulsonator]

Originally posted by: HgrdGman
Heh, its not my talent but, my brother can suck air up his butt...so he can fart whenever he wants too.

My cousin could do that when we were kids. G'dam we never laughed so hard. Actually filmed it a few times and have some tapes we recorded "shows" on. I was the commentator and he was the talent. Thought we had killed our grandfather from his laughter one time after letting him listen to one of our tapes.

 

[HgrdGman]

Originally posted by: Poulsonator

Originally posted by: HgrdGman
Heh, its not my talent but, my brother can suck air up his butt...so he can fart whenever he wants too.

My cousin could do that when we were kids. G'dam we never laughed so hard. Actually filmed it a few times and have some tapes we recorded "shows" on. I was the commentator and he was the talent. Thought we had killed our grandfather from his laughter one time after letting him listen to one of our tapes.

I dont know why I never thought of filming it...Should be up on youtube within a week. lol

 

[Gautama2]

Though its not suitable here, a talent of mine is I can build a computer

 

[DanTMWTMP]

Originally posted by: HgrdGman

Originally posted by: Poulsonator

Originally posted by: HgrdGman
Heh, its not my talent but, my brother can suck air up his butt...so he can fart whenever he wants too.

My cousin could do that when we were kids. G'dam we never laughed so hard. Actually filmed it a few times and have some tapes we recorded "shows" on. I was the commentator and he was the talent. Thought we had killed our grandfather from his laughter one time after letting him listen to one of our tapes.

I dont know why I never thought of filming it...Should be up on youtube within a week. lol

that's awesome!!!!


lol.


anyways, my brother can lift weights (small small weights attached to a string) with his...
err..

member..

he can move that thing up and down at will. wtf.

 

[angminas]

I can make the best car, plane, robot, and helicopter noises.

I can do good accents and impersonations.

I can pull my arm out of my sleeve and make it look like it's stretching.

My gf and I made up a chocobo dance.

And I can look hot girls in the eye.

 

[illusion88]

I was asking myself this very question on my drive from California to Utah, and I couldn't come up with an answer. Even some dumb "human trick" (like walking the knuckles of your feet).

I do have the ability to blackout while drunk but remain awake until the wee hours.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

I have a talent for resurrecting cool threads while I write my next post.

- M4H

 

[Stuxnet]

I can get anyone to let their guard down and laugh.

 

[NuAlphaMan]

Originally posted by: jhayx7

Originally posted by: NuAlphaMan

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
I can ball my feet up like fists and walk on the knuckles.
Never met anyone else who could.
And..that's about the end of my talents.

I can smell my poop when I wipe my dukie shoot!
I wipe it until the tissue is white.
I never met anyone else who could.
I have more talents, but they are too numerous to list!
:laugh:

You have a talent for "trying" to be funny..

Why thank you! :laugh:

 

[MercenaryForHire]

M4H Oddity List, short version.

- I make basically no noise when I'm walking. I'm going to give someone a heart attack at some point just by saying "Hello." :Q
- I have no doubt that humans evolved from monkeys, as I can climb pretty much any surface that isn't smooth. That includes brick walls, as my schoolteachers will attest to. (Hey, the jungle gym and monkey bars got boring.)
- Depending on clothes/hairstyle/facial hair, I can pass for anywhere between "teenager" and "mid-30s" in age.
- Voice accents are second nature to me.
- I can bring The Funny (TM) to pretty much any situation.
- Women can't stop looking at my eyes. Seriously. It's kinda creepy when they keep staring.

- M4H

 

[Platypus]

Hmmm, I can read people extremely easily and totally adjust my speech and mannerisms to make any situation comfortable, something I do subconciously.. because of this I can instantly tell if people are lying or uncomfortable even when they pretend they're not.

Other than that, I'm a fluid UNIX baller and a musician.. I can play anything with strings.

My human talents are much better than my personal ones.