Your state's honor has been challenged

[marcello]

Ok, the point of this is for everyone to defend why their state is useful to the union. You are free to do states that someone else has already mentioned, just try to say something new about it (Let's be real, people probably won't read it anyways, so say whatever you want). Comedic, serious, sarcastic, argumentative, whatever. Challenges to a state's honor are allowed, nay required, if you so feel. I'll start:


California: We're carrying this country on it's back economically

 

[SarcasticDwarf]

Wisconsin: Providing the cheese

 

[tboo]

Wisconsin: Uhhh......I cant think of one.

 

[clamum]

Michigan: We have lots of freshwater

 

[FoBoT]

CA , land of fruit and nuts


Missouri, i have only lived here 4 years, but i like the "show me" motto

 

[n0cmonkey]

Internet capital of the world.

 

[shiner]

Oklahoma: Still 22% less Mexicans than Texas.

 

[Arkitech]

Illinois: Capone provided liquor during the prohibition

 

[Balt]

Mississippi: Making other states feel better about themselves since 1817.

 

[Black88GTA]

Michigan - the Motor City . Oh, and we have apples.

 

[cjgallen]

Texas . . . George W. Bush . . . well . . . our bad

 

[jtusa]

Kansas - Amber waves of grain!

 

[KeyserSoze]

Tennessee: We suck, BUT you can eat your own roadkill. It's legal.





KeyserSoze

 

[RabidMongoose]

Alabama - Steady supply of inbreds

 

[Schadenfreude]

Illinois - Chicago. There's nothing useful, even in the surrounding states, for hundreds of miles. Yes, I said it, It's painful but true. Don't deny it!

 

[BigPoppa]

Montana: Providing refuge in remote locations for crazy assholes since 1889.

 

[venk]

Michigan > *.*

Without us, you'd all be driving Tricked out Hondas......oh wait.

 

[Frew]

N.Dakota : Home of the brave, and not much else.

- O yea. We also have crops, nukes, and Rugby(ND) is the geographic center of N. America! GO US!

 

[arcenite]

New Jersey: Enough Smog for Everyone!

Edit: Oh And! Insurance prices high enough to make baby jesus cry

 

[Chompman]

Originally posted by: SarcasticDwarf
Wisconsin: Providing the cheese

:thumbsup:

 

[PlatinumGold]

NJ is the most ethnically diverse state in the Union.

NJ has the highest income per capita in the US.

NJ has the most pharmaceutical companies in the US.

 

[Tea Bag]

Iowa: We had that one movie here... What's it called. Kevin Coster was in it. Made us all believe again?
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Ahhh, who cares.

 

[Brutuskend]

WE get rain here, lot's and lot's of RAIN.

Good herb from Oregon too.

 

[Arkitech]

Originally posted by: Jehovah
Illinois - Chicago. There's nothing useful, even in the surrounding states, for hundreds of miles. Yes, I said it, It's painful but true. Don't deny it!

dude you're forgetting about chicago style pizza and hotdogs

 

[BlueWeasel]

Originally posted by: Balt
Mississippi: Making other states feel better about themselves since 1817.

So true.