Your Relationship Status

[Rubycon]

Engaged...

Congrats!

 

[Hyperlite]

In A Relationship! and a good one at that! long distance, unfortunately.

 

[TridenT]

Single. Always been single, may always be single

This!

There should be a poll! Include at least the 2 versions of the single(maybe at least 3? There is a guy above that has always been single but had sex... I'm not in that group )

 

[KeithTalent]

In a relationship. Been with this girl for around 6 months now I think. Do we have the science to fuse the good parts of my last girlfriend with the good parts of this girlfriend? PM me if you have the technology.

KT

 

[bobsmith1492]

In a relationship. Been with this girl for around 6 months now I think. Do we have the science to fuse the good parts of my last girlfriend with the good parts of this girlfriend? PM me if you have the technology.

KT

I can sell you a cloning vat and gene splicer for pennies on the dollar...

 

[Chaotic42]

Single.

I probably will be until I get over my crippling fear of commitment.

 

[KeithTalent]

I can sell you a cloning vat and gene splicer for pennies on the dollar...

Interesting, but I don't want to end up with a Fly scenario like Jeff Goldblum. That would suck.

KT

 

[mcurphy]

Married almost 3 years, been together 10.5 years.

 

[artikk]

I've been always single, never in a relationship so far, and from what I've seen there's no possible relationship that can offer enough advantages to balance the disadvantages such as fights, lack of freedom, etc.

 

[Lean L]

tool

 

[JulesMaximus]

I'm currently writing a hate letter to my ex...

That's pathetic...

Don't waste your time.

 

[1sikbITCH]

tool

Are you in a relationship with your tool, or commenting on the poster above you?

Back on topic I have been married for 15 years and looking forward to many more.

 

[Razgriz]

single. fuck bitches get $$$$. women are dirty and manipulative with double standards all over the place.

 

[Miramonti]

I'm just nosy and bored so let's hear it. I am happily married for a couple of years now to my semi high school sweatheart. You? If you're single or never been in a relationship that's fine too.

Just say it...v.o.c.a.t.i.o.n.a.l...s.c.h.o.o.l.

There, that's not so bad is it?

 

[Imp]

Single. Not looking hard. Usually eff up opportunities with people who show interest through inaction.

 

[Alone]

Hmm.

 

[Locut0s]

Interesting, but I don't want to end up with a Fly scenario like Jeff Goldblum. That would suck.

KT

If you had some way to guarantee reversal I might actually go for that. Remember he was something of a superhero before the disfiguration started to set in, could climb walls, super strong, felt like a million bucks. He and Geena Davis had some killer sex before things got strange.

 

[Locut0s]

Just say it...v.o.c.a.t.i.o.n.a.l...s.c.h.o.o.l.

There, that's not so bad is it?

My uncle married his high-school sweetheart and they have been together ever since. Not even sure he dated anyone else before.

 

[Locut0s]

I doubt that you'll always be single. I've seen some fugly dudes get some decent looking women so don't give up hope. Maybe a Milf?

I'm not ugly but I am fat. And it has way less to do with those 2 than it does with my almost crippling social anxiety and depression. I too have seen plenty of fatties with some pretty nice looking girls, but you see they were super self confident which is always sexy and of course some had money which is even sexier. Never even kissed a girl or dated yet. I have a To-Do list to get my life back in order though that I am slowly starting to tick off so in do time I think you will be right

 

[KeithTalent]

If you had some way to guarantee reversal I might actually go for that. Remember he was something of a superhero before the disfiguration started to set in, could climb walls, super strong, felt like a million bucks. He and Geena Davis had some killer sex before things got strange.

Very true. Damn, she was smoking hot back then.

KT

 

[Locut0s]

women cost too much. when i was single, i had thousands $$$ of free money to blow. now i'm in an 8 yr relationship and just now about to get married....i'm poor, i can't have any cool boy toys, i can't spend much time playing video games or on the computer without getting b**'tch'd at.
I have to dress appropriatly ..and match.
i have to go shopping here, there, then here again! cant stay out too late with the guys, get accused of cheating, deal with PMS every single god forsaken day
does anyone hear this? are you single guys stupid or just retarded...stay away and find yourselves a good F*** partner and be happy.

guys...dont do it. that little piece of meat is mighty powerful but you have to be stronger and resist its evil.

*edit: also if your wondering why i'm just now getting married after 8 yrs and why i dont leave....well its called a mortgage along with many other investments and both our names are on it...i was young..i was stupid. someone help me.

Maybe I'm stupid, maybe I'm ignorant never having been in a relationship but to me the problem with the above is settling for a girl who shares next to nothing in common with yourself. I can tell you if and when I do meet a girl I want to be with there will be a couple of important things that I would like to have in common with them. Love of technology and or video games would be one. Or at least someone who understands such engrossing hobbies and perhaps has other different ones of her own.

 

[SsupernovaE]

Doctors say I have 1-3 years to live. Nobody wants a nearly dead guy whose body has been ravaged by muscular dystrophy. I've been kissed, though.

But I'm not worried about it anymore. My family is my priority now. I have to make the time count before the big event.

 

[Cyco]

Just hit 14 years married with the wife last month. Still going strong.

 

[TurtleCrusher]

Very single.

 

[Locut0s]

Doctors say I have 1-3 years to live. Nobody wants a nearly dead guy whose body has been ravaged by muscular dystrophy. I've been kissed, though.

But I'm not worried about it about it anymore. My family is my priority now. I have to make the time count before the big event.

I'm very sorry to hear that. I hope that your remaining time is spent doing what you love and that it gives you happiness. This may sound clichéd and may not apply to you at all but think of it this way, you can now have free rein to do all the things that you ever dreamed of really. So much is put off and never achieved by most people because it's either to expensive in the here and now (got to save for latter) or work gets in the way or they put it off for retirement and they never end up doing them. Cram as much wonderful stuff in as you can!

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