Your predictions for 2016? update - Time to judge your predictions!

[FelixDeCat]

Gas goes back to .99 gal in those states with low gas taxes like Texas. :thumbsup:

Bronco Bama will remain a lame duck. :\

Star Wars will flop.

Donald will win. D:

McRib will become a permanent menu item.

 

[brianmanahan]

RIP bill murray

 

[Theb]

I predict turmoil in the Middle East.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Donald will put out of the race.

McRib will still suck.

Gas prices will go up.

World War Z.

 

[ImpulsE69]

Gas tax will be raised due to low prices and they will conveniently not lower them when prices go back up.

Donald will drop out of the race at the last moment because he was simply put there as a shill.

Anandtech will be bought by Apple and will only be available through the Apple store with a subscription leaving 100's of trolls searching for new forums to annoy.

There will be a new ghostbusters movie with all female ghostbusters.

People will realize that Facebook is a scam and turn on it. It's net worth dropping to zero overnight. It will trickle to all other forms of social media and people will once again remember that no one cares when they are taking a pewp.

 

[sandorski]

Shit will happen
Good things will happen
OP will still be a Troll

 

[z1ggy]

Literally the exact opposite of everything OP said will happen.

 

[BurnItDwn]

Felix, I disagree with you about a lot of things, but, I hope you're right about the McRib!

 

[CraKaJaX]

Macaulay Culkin OD's

BB King tribute album will be released

Jameis Winston will have more rape allegations

 

[z1ggy]

Macaulay Culkin OD's

BB King tribute album will be released

Jameis Winston will have more rape allegations

Don't forget: Peyton Manning's forehead will still be bulbous and discolored.

 

[Pocatello]

I predict more entertainment from Donald Trump. He's the best candidate ever to show what the GOP stands for.

 

[SSSnail]

I predict turmoil in the Middle East.

That's like predicting Charlie Sheen to still have HIV in 2016.

I predict a mini housing collapse, follow by a market downturn which triggers another mini depression.

 

[cyclistca]

Gas goes back to .99 gal in those states with low gas taxes like Texas. :thumbsup:

Bronco Bama will remain a lame duck. :\

Star Wars will flop.

Donald will win. D:

McRib will become a permanent menu item.

I predict that you will have a horrible record when it comes to annual predictions

 

[shortylickens]

Gas goes back to .99 gal in those states with low gas taxes like Texas. :thumbsup:

Bronco Bama will remain a lame duck. :\

Star Wars will flop.

Donald will win. D:

McRib will become a permanent menu item.

Star Wars is already out, and the next film doesnt arrive until 2017.

 

[ultimatebob]

I did one of these already:

http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2454167&highlight=

 

[sportage]

Trump wins republican nomination.
Picks Putin as his VP.
Republicans cheer, much.

Huckabee FINALLY gets busted for having sex with twelve year old boys.
And it's about damn time....

Obama bids farewell after Hillary is elected in a massive landslide.
Then Obama jumps up and down wildly, while laughing, proclaims he is actually a Muslim and a natural born citizen of Kenya. And Michelle is in fact a man in drag.
And add to that, the whitehouse silverware goes missing....

Ted Cruz claims space aliens have abducted him, anal probed him, and he like it.

Jeb Bush climbs a tower toting an assault weapon, shoots randomly at citizens below, while yelling "Damn American scum. God save Mexico!".

Then to top off 2016, Jesus appears in the clouds, the Rapture at hand, Jesus takes a look at American Christian society, shakes his head in disgust saying "Why bother, oh Lord. Why even bother?". Pulls back into the clouds and is never seen again.

That's about it, folks.

 

[FelixDeCat]

I did one of these already:

http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2454167&highlight=

Chopuca umen deesa, matisa-radica-fun....jab / jawa.

 

[FelixDeCat]

Felix, I disagree with you about a lot of things, but, I hope you're right about the McRib!

I don't ribb much, but when I do, its McRibbing at McDondalds.

Happy McChristmas to you BurnItDown. :wub:

 

[IronWing]

Something will happen in Haiti.

 

[Theb]

That's like predicting Charlie Sheen to still have HIV in 2016.

Fine.

I predict Hilary will win the Democratic nomination and some local GOP officials will get in trouble for extraordinary misogyny either via Facebook or email or both.

I predict the GOP nominee will be accused of sexism, racism, and homophobia.

And I predict the Seahawks will take their rightful pace as Superbowl champions :awe:

 

[Engineer]

I just hope it's not as bad as 2015 has been.

 

[shortylickens]

I just hope it's not as bad as 2015 has been.

Well, if you sell contracts to the US Government, its probably been a great year for you.

If you pay taxes in the US. maybe not so much.

 

[master_shake_]

War, Famine, Pestilence, and Death.

 

[IronWing]

War, Famine, Pestilence, and Death.

I already covered that above.

 

[disappoint]

Then to top off 2016, Jesus appears in the clouds, the Rapture at hand, Jesus takes a look at American Christian society, shakes his head in disgust saying "Why bother, oh Lord. Why even bother?". Pulls back into the clouds and is never seen again.

That's about it, folks.

People in 2016 finally realize Jesus H. Christ was an experiment gone horribly wrong by the religious elite thousands of years ago. All 3 of these people are disbelieved by everyone else.