Trump wins republican nomination.
Picks Putin as his VP.
Republicans cheer, much.
Huckabee FINALLY gets busted for having sex with twelve year old boys.
And it's about damn time....
Obama bids farewell after Hillary is elected in a massive landslide.
Then Obama jumps up and down wildly, while laughing, proclaims he is actually a Muslim and a natural born citizen of Kenya. And Michelle is in fact a man in drag.
And add to that, the whitehouse silverware goes missing....
Ted Cruz claims space aliens have abducted him, anal probed him, and he like it.
Jeb Bush climbs a tower toting an assault weapon, shoots randomly at citizens below, while yelling "Damn American scum. God save Mexico!".
Then to top off 2016, Jesus appears in the clouds, the Rapture at hand, Jesus takes a look at American Christian society, shakes his head in disgust saying "Why bother, oh Lord. Why even bother?". Pulls back into the clouds and is never seen again.
That's about it, folks.