Your ONE all-time favorite funny moment from a movie?

[CPA]

the introduction of Mini me made me leave the theater from laughing so hard.

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: Czar
Rat Race, when they are driving Hitler's car

That is the exact scene I was going to mention! The entire movie was hilarious, but that scene... Oh man..

 

[Rudee]

In the movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding, Andrea Martins character is describing her lump on her neck to the grooms parents. "It had teeth and a spine... It was my twin!"

 

[gotsmack]

in meet the parents then ben stiller's girlfriend's ex-boyfriend gets his truck stuck in the mud dropping off the later and he floors the gas. The the tires pick up the sh1t and kicks it up on the family and robert denero has his mouth open. and when ben stiller spikes the ball and it messes his future sister-in law's face.

 

[ChurchOfSubgenius]

Most of the scenes in "Top Secret"

The underwater barfight with the over the shoulder double tittie twister had no dialogue but was a pants pisser.

 

[NTB]

There's one in Good Morning Vietnam - don't know if I should post the actual line or not, might get me in trouble - right after Robin Williams has been notified of his discharge and a flight home the next day...If youv'e seen the movie you should know what I'm talking about. And then Commanding Officer for the entire station a)sends Williams' CO to Guam, and b) actually agrees with the line I was talking about.

In Signs: Mel Gibson asks the other guy (can't remember his name, but not one of the kids - it's the guy that lived in the house with them) if he believes in miracles. His response is just hilarious. I would try to post this one, but I can't remember it word for word; I'd probably butcher it. Besides, The whole atmosphere of the movie just adds to the line, it's one of those "you had to be there" things.

Nate

 

[yllus]

I like random humour.

1) Fight Club - Brad Pitt and Ed Norton are lounging around the abandoned house they found during Norton's monologue...at the end of which Pitt suddenly falls off the tricycle he was wheeling around. WTF??

2) Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me - In his epic fight scene with Mini-Me, Mini-Me bites Austin in the crotch. After a yelp of pain, Austin picks up Mini-Me and hurls him into a pole. All you hear is Mini-Me say is "Ow!" when he hits the pole and watch him rebound off of it onto the floor, motionless. That's too funny.

 

[SillyClown]

A couple of scenes in Shawshank Redemption have me smiling. They aren't the funniest in the world but damn...I love that movie.

Andy Dufraine - "See on the outside I was an innocent man, it took me time in prison to become a criminal."

Warden - "You see this? (talking to one of the head guards) What is it?
Guard - "Last night's cell count sir."
Warden - "That's right. And look here where it says Dufraine. What does it say."
Guard - "He was here"
Warden - "That's right! And now where is he? The man up and vanished like a fart in the wind. I want him found now! Not tomorrow, not after breakfast, NOW!"

 

[ivol07]

In dumb and dumber when they are walking into the $1000 a plate fancy dinner and sword fighting with their canes and one of them says thats it and keeps walking and then the other one runs and smacks the back of the other ones legs. Holy sh1t that's funny stuff. Imagine how bad that would hurt!

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33

Originally posted by: Czar
Rat Race, when they are driving Hitler's car

That is the exact scene I was going to mention! The entire movie was hilarious, but that scene... Oh man..

That part is freakin' hiliarious I couldn't breathe.

 

[Tiger]

The campfire scene in "Blazing Saddles".

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

any movie that shows some male actor crapping out his guts because he mistakenly/unknowingly ate hotsauce or a laxative.

date's toilet scene in 'dumb and dumber'
bathroom stall scene from 'american pie'
bean scene from 'blazing saddles'
cafeteria scene in 'major payne'

hahahahaha

 

[AnyMal]

Originally posted by: Czar
Rat Race, when they are driving Hitler's car

The following scene when they crash into WWII veteran's convention as just as hillarious.

 

[NewSc2]

top 2 that come to mind (hopes somebody reads a post this far down)

half-baked: scene where they tell kenny what to buy for munchies
pootie tang: scene where chris rock gets killed at work... by a gorilla that comes out from nowhere (lol that has to be the best - shitty movie, good scene)

 

[NogginBoink]

Do you ever have that dream where you're standing on top of a pyramid in sungod like robes with a million naked ladies throwing little pickles at you?

 

[sadb0i]

all of Kung Pow was hilarious.

especially LING...ooooweee! ooooweee!

LMAO

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Probably in Demolition Man when Sly walks over to the machines that fine you for using profane language (just after learning that the three sea shells replaced toilet paper years ago), starts fscking cussin' his brains out at the machine calling it everything he can think of while the machine fines him time and time again, spitting out a piece of paper each time, grabs the paper, walks over to the bathroom and says something like "be back in a few minutes"

 

[jamautosound]

Originally posted by: NFS4
*Raising Arizona*

-The moment when Nick Cage is holding the pin from the grenade and says I'm sorry very lightly to the biker dude

Cracks me up everytime

Fuggin' hilarious movie. One of my favorites. This is the first thing that came to mind when I read the title.

*Raising Arizona

When he hijacks the old man in the pickup truck, points the gun at him, and says "drive." Dood floors it, without him even being in the truck. Then when the old man screams about the dogs, the store owner in the road with the gun, and the house at the end of the street. I think Arizona flies through the winshield after the old man locks up the brakes, but at that point I usually have tears in my eyes.

 

[jamautosound]

Originally posted by: JuMpR629

Originally posted by: kamiam
when Leave-it-to beaver mom starts talking jive to the 2 homies on "AIRPLANE'

Or, when the guy says, "What can you make of this?" and the homosexual assistant says, "Oh! Well, I can make a hat, or a brooch!"

Hilarious.

IIRC, I think he was one of the original writers of the script. The assistant, that is.

 

[Ernieb]

From the movie "Traffic"

- Women are like tornados, when they come they are wet and wild and when
they leave they will take your houses and cars. -

Which I do not agree personally..but just for a luff.

 

[MaxDSP]

best line in american pie 1:

Jim: Guys, uh, what exactly does third base feel like?
Kevin: You want to take this one?
Oz: Like warm apple pie.
Jim: McDonald's or home-baked?



LMAO

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by: AnyMal

Originally posted by: Czar
Rat Race, when they are driving Hitler's car

The following scene when they crash into WWII veteran's convention as just as hillarious.

I couldn't stop laughing that was so friggin hilarious

 

[Robet]

Hey, it's Cheech. I got the drugs.

No man, Cheech aint here.

 

[Parrotheader]

Another Dumb & Dumber moment is my personal favorite:

When Harry (Jeff Daniels) and Mary (Lauren Holly) are on their date and the music's playing in the foreground to give a light and happy feel to the scene. She playfully tosses a snowball lightly against his jacket. Being an idiot, his expression changes instantly from happiness to shocked disgust. He reaches down and TIGHTLY packs his own snowball; all the while she's standing in front of him playfully smiling, thinking he's just going to return the flirtation in kind. Then he reels back like a major league pitcher and SMACKS her in the face with it from about 2 feet away! (or at least the camera cut gave the illusion)

I still laugh at that one to this day.

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

Originally posted by: yamahaXS
any movie that shows some male actor crapping out his guts because he mistakenly/unknowingly ate hotsauce or a laxative.

date's toilet scene in 'dumb and dumber'
bathroom stall scene from 'american pie'
bean scene from 'blazing saddles'
cafeteria scene in 'major payne'

hahahahaha

The bathroom scene in The New Guy was a riot. And when he flung the burning marshmellow into Lyle Lovitts eye. OMG I was dying.

The Big Lebowski-
When he's comming back from the DR. and is smoking a joint in the car. He goes to flick it out the window but the window is up so it bounces off and lands in his lap. He then proceeds to pour his beer in his lap and then crashes into a dumpster. OMG I lose it everytime there.