Your most embarrassing moment

[Namuna]

Alright, here's mine...

I was on a plane, thought I could go the distance without goin for the yark-bag. No such luck.

when I went for the bag, the chunks flew. I nailed the guy in front of me in the back of the head. Now, you might think that was pretty bad? The MOST embarrassing part was the chick sitting next to the guy that started laughing her ass off!

 

And after this we can have a "What's your deepest and darkest secret?" thread.

Here's a funny one:

My senior year of high-school. Marching band. I was a relatively powerful figure in the band of about 125 winds and I was up in front of everybody explaining what we needed to get done on the field that day. Everything seemed normal, when all the sudden... *wham* My pants were around my ankles. A "friend" had dastardly shanked me. I was wearing tighty-whities, too. It was awful, Jeeeeeez. Needless to say, somebody got a beatdown later that afternoon

Man that sucked.

 

[Kanly]

Boxers all the way

 

[Yeeny]

Well lets see, I have a couple of them. One day, in the grocery store, I was on line and putting my groceries on the counter. The cashier (who was male) was ringing my groceries out, and stopped all of a sudden. He pointed to the belt, and said, um maam, are those yours? I looked down, and my son had taken my "feminine products" out of my purse, and layed them on the belt. I was soo embarrassed.

 

[Isla]

Good one, GF...

Oh, I have SO many I wouldn't know where to start!

How about the corporate Christmas party where I went to the ladies room before getting in line at the buffet....

After a few minutes standing there, a woman tapped me on the shoulder and said...

"Um, did you mean to have your dress up so high?"

Arrghhh! I had tucked my dress into my pantyhose and my butt was half exposed.... :Q

 

[Yeeny]

Oh Isla, you reminded me of another one! I was at a bar one time, and went to the bathroom. After I came out, my friends asked me if I wanted to dance. So we go out on the dance floor, which was packed by the way, and while I am dancing, my one friend started laughing at me. She pointed to my foot, and when I looked down, I saw I had a 5 foot long piece of toilet paper stuck to my stiletto heel! :Q

 

[Isla]

ROTFL, GF!

Must be a lesson for us: Never use a public restroom! We will be humiliated, one way or another...

 

[Viperoni]

I felt sick on day, not too sick, too bad I didn't know it then.
I get up to ask the teacher "Sir, can I go to the...." BARF!
The room stunk abominably for at least 3 hours (thank god I went home right away )

 

[prodigy]

Ooooh stiletto heels. Pics please!

 

[Kanly]

not the "most embarrassingg" but one of them:

Being about 8 or so, walking from the church parking lot to the front doors of the church
and throwing up my entire breakfast of scrambled eggs in front of what seemed like the whole congregation.

Then not being allowed to make a graceful exit and go home but rathher forced to sit through mass.

 

[ATLien247]

All this talk of puking brings back bad memories!

I was in 7th grade. During my 3rd period science class I felt sick. I got up to run to the restroom, but I couldn't quite make it. I ended up puking in a waste basket at the back of the room. Well, being the diligent student I was, since there was only 5 minutes left in class, I decided I would sit back down in my seat as if nothing had happened. The teacher insisted that I go call my mom to come take me home.

 

[NicColt]

When I was 18 I went to an interview as a clerk......
when I got there I knew something was up
The guy told me if was for a City clerk
I think the $55K/year should have tipped me off.

 

[snow patrol]

<< Arrghhh! I had tucked my dress into my pantyhose and my butt was half exposed.... >>

Ooooh Enduring image

 

[Yeeny]

Ooooh stiletto heels. Pics please!

Here you go Prodigy: Stiletto Heels Enjoy!

 

[ltk007]

MY EYES!!! GOD GF, has anyone told you, that those heels are just nasty.

 

[Windogg]

Back in college, my girlfrind and I had the usual weekend pasttime randy teenage kids have after a night of boozing. We were having our fun when I felt something around my wrists. Then I realize I was immobilized and really couldn't move. Within a few minutes my feet were in the same prediciment. It was fun for a while until I heard, &quot;I'm stepping out, just be sure to free yourself before J******'s family gets here.&quot;

HUH?!?!?

OH CRAP, IT'S FAMILY WEEKEND ON CAMPUS!!!

For the next 45 minutes I tried everything I could to get free. Then I heard a key going into the lock and the words, &quot;.... and this is my room where ..... OH MY GOD!!!!!&quot;

The look on her grandparent's face was like they saw a UFO. The dad didn't even flinch, &quot;Nice room, whadda you say we go for a bite to eat? We'll come back later.&quot;

DOH!!!!!