Your Momma's so fat... (for programmers)

[Mucman]

enjoy

 

[StageLeft]

Hehe

 

[EyeMWing]

How the hell can you make a buffer underrun in hello world?

 

[Descartes]

#2 is unbelievably true. I loved Tribes, and my overwhelming anticipation of Tribes 2 was met with much disappointment.

 

[Amorphus]

You're so stupid, my mom beat you in a trivia contest!

Er...

 

[Descartes]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
How the hell can you make a buffer underrun in hello world?

char *p = malloc(1);
strcpy(p, "hello world");

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: Descartes
#2 is unbelievably true. I loved Tribes, and my overwhelming anticipation of Tribes 2 was met with much disappointment.

I actually enjoyed it, and experienced it bug-free until the damned bugfixes started.

So did 2 or 3 other people I know. 99% of the "bugs" that I saw back when I still bothered were related to
1) Prebuilt computers
2) Computers that had NO BUSINESS playing 3d games of any sort
3) PPL THT TLK LYKE DIZ (thereby preventing you from getting an accurate read on exactly what the damned problem is)

 

[kalster]

Originally posted by: Descartes

Originally posted by: EyeMWing How the hell can you make a buffer underrun in hello world?

char *p = malloc(1); strcpy(p, "hello world");

looks like yuo stole some Microsoft code

all their software seems to have buffer underrun

 

[ggavinmoss]

That was really lame...

-geoff

 

[isasir]

Yo momma so ugly, even an Anandtech member wouldn't date her.

 

[Descartes]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: Descartes
#2 is unbelievably true. I loved Tribes, and my overwhelming anticipation of Tribes 2 was met with much disappointment.

I actually enjoyed it, and experienced it bug-free until the damned bugfixes started.

So did 2 or 3 other people I know. 99% of the "bugs" that I saw back when I still bothered were related to
1) Prebuilt computers
2) Computers that had NO BUSINESS playing 3d games of any sort
3) PPL THT TLK LYKE DIZ (thereby preventing you from getting an accurate read on exactly what the damned problem is)

My boxen didn't fall into any of the categories, but I bought it the day it came out, and the constant updates and problems from those updates were too much. I didn't keep playing after a few weeks of this torture, so it may have improved.

I still think Tribes is one of the better games of all time. I loved that game.

 

[fs5]

Originally posted by: Mucman
enjoy

the last one about perl was okay.
nothing beats this though:
http://bbspot.com/News/2003/12/top_11_los_angeles_banned_terms.html

Other Computer Terms Banned by Los Angeles County

Los Angeles County recently asked vendors to stop using the term master/slave in product descriptions and labelling. Here are some other terms that they wanted changed and their alternatives.
11. SCSI - Cleanliness impaired
10. Killer App - Socially Maladjusted App
9. USB - USA
8. Floppy Drive - Erectile Dysfunction Drive
7. DIP Switches - Mentally Challenged Switches
6. HyperThreading - Attention Deficit Disability Threading
5. Heat Sink - He/Sheat Sink
4. Winmodem - Funmodem
3. ATAPI Device - Native American Device
2. Motherboard - Non-gender Specific Parentboard
1. Cancel/Retry/Abort - Cancel/Retry/Allow Woman to Choose

 

[Wozster]

1. Yo momma's so ugly, she makes custom regex engines in perl look beautiful.

Very Nice that's UnPossible(SIC)

 

[KingNothing]

Originally posted by: kalster

Originally posted by: Descartes

Originally posted by: EyeMWing How the hell can you make a buffer underrun in hello world?

char *p = malloc(1); strcpy(p, "hello world");

looks like yuo stole some Microsoft code

all their software seems to have buffer underrun

That's buffer overflow. Buffer underrun...I'm not even sure what that is. Seems like I've heard the term in connection with CDRW's making coasters because the hard drive can't supply them with data fast enough.

Edit: Additionally, the link uses the term "buffer overrun". Don't know where y'all pulled "buffer underrun" out of.

 

[fs5]

Originally posted by: KingNothing

Originally posted by: kalster

Originally posted by: Descartes

Originally posted by: EyeMWing How the hell can you make a buffer underrun in hello world?

char *p = malloc(1); strcpy(p, "hello world");

looks like yuo stole some Microsoft code

all their software seems to have buffer underrun

That's buffer overflow. Buffer underrun...I'm not even sure what that is. Seems like I've heard the term in connection with CDRW's making coasters because the hard drive can't supply them with data fast enough.

Edit: Additionally, the link uses the term "buffer overrun". Don't know where y'all pulled "buffer underrun" out of.

it's a freakin' joke, it's not supposed to make (logical) sense!

 

[MazerRackham]

Originally posted by: fivespeed5

Originally posted by: Mucman
enjoy

the last one about perl was okay.
nothing beats this though:
http://bbspot.com/News/2003/12/top_11_los_angeles_banned_terms.html

Other Computer Terms Banned by Los Angeles County

Los Angeles County recently asked vendors to stop using the term master/slave in product descriptions and labelling. Here are some other terms that they wanted changed and their alternatives.
11. SCSI - Cleanliness impaired
10. Killer App - Socially Maladjusted App
9. USB - USA
8. Floppy Drive - Erectile Dysfunction Drive
7. DIP Switches - Mentally Challenged Switches
6. HyperThreading - Attention Deficit Disability Threading
5. Heat Sink - He/Sheat Sink
4. Winmodem - Funmodem
3. ATAPI Device - Native American Device
2. Motherboard - Non-gender Specific Parentboard
1. Cancel/Retry/Abort - Cancel/Retry/Allow Woman to Choose

LOL @ motherboard one!!! hahahahhaaa!!!

 

[EngenZerO]

good stuff

 

[DaveSimmons]

Yo momma's so fat, she uses FAT256

 

[lukatmyshu]

Love this one

11. You look at the sunset and think "I wonder if I can get this in 1024x768."
10. You blink and think "crap, more frame loss."
9. You stare at a leaf for hours and hours trying to discern the pixels.
8. You refer to people who use artificial things like Glasses and Contacts as "lousy VooDoo folk."
7. You avoid large groups for fear of overloading your polygon renderer.
6. Looking toward the horizon, you proudly announce "I found the clipping plane."
5. Your vision gets blurry and immediately you think "crap, need new drivers."
4. When you drive and the other guy has his brights on, you curse the gamma levels.
3. You seriously believe one eye has better OpenGL support than the other.
2. You complain to your doctor about biased benchmarks after failing your eye exam.
1. You sing the praises of nVidia engineers each time you see your reflection in a car bumper.

 

[PowerMacG5]

Originally posted by: Descartes

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
How the hell can you make a buffer underrun in hello world?

char *p = malloc(1);
strcpy(p, "hello world");

I think pwnag3 is in order.