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<< Yo mama's so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet. >>



Oh man....line of the night!😀
 
From my personal repertoire:

Yo' momma's so nice, she'd give me the hair off her back!

Yo' momma's like a fridge..people always stickin' their meat in her..

Yo' momma's like a bus - guys gettin' on and off of her all day long..

Yo' momma's so fat, she went to a party in a red dress, people screamed "KOOL-AID!!"



And one my friend made up, I still don't get it to this day, but still my fave:

Yo' momma's like a bus... she moves.
 
Yo momma so fat, she sat on a quarter and squeezed a ah heck outta George Washington's nose.
Yo momma so fat, she sat on a dollar and made change.
Yo momma so fat, it looks like a pack of hot dogs on the back of her neck.
Yo momma so fat, she sat on a rainbow and made Skittles.

I remember these from back in the day. Ohhh the memories. LMAO
 
Yo mammas so loose, shes like riding a bicycle down the freeway.

Yo mammas chest is soo hairy, her tits look like coconuts.

Yo mamma is a like a blind gyspy, she has brail on her crystal ball.
 
Yo mamma's like railroad tracks.....She's laying all over the country.

Yo Mamma's so ugly, she makes onions cry.

Yo Mamma's so stupid....She sits on the TV and watches the couch.

Yo mamma's like a pepsi machine......put in a quarter, out comes the next generation.

and my favorite (if it's said correctly):

Yo Mamma's so ugly.....She DAMN ugly!
 


<< Yo mamma's like a pepsi machine......put in a quarter, out comes the next generation. >>



Omg that is hilarious.

Your momma so small, she hand glides on a dorito.
Yo momma is like a shotgun, one cock and she's ready to blow. :Q
Your momma's bedroom is like McDonalds, it has a sign over that says "Billions and Billions Served".

These old school diss's rule, keep it up 😛
 
Your momma's so old, her birthday expired
Your momma's so old, when Moses parted the Red Sea she was sitting off to the side fishing
Your momma's so fat, when I say "Kool-Aid" she comes bustin' through the walls
Your momma's house is so small, she's gotta eat a large pizza outside
 
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