Your momma is so......

Rogue · Sep 1, 2003

Yo momma's so fat, after sex she smokes a turkey.

Cyberian · Sep 1, 2003

Originally posted by: Phuz
Yo momma's so fat, when she wears a red dress everyone yells KOOLAID!

And when she wears a yellow dress everyone yells TAXI!

Evadman · Sep 1, 2003

Yo momma's so fat that to have sex you hafta slap her thigh and ride the waves in.

prvteye2003 · Sep 1, 2003

from white men can't jump:

yo momma so poor, I saw her kickin a can down the street and I asked her "what are you doing?" she said moving!

MazerRackham · Sep 1, 2003

LOL! Keep them comin' guys!

Shale · Sep 1, 2003

Originally posted by: ZePHyRaNTHeS
Yo mama is so dark, when she went to night school, they marked her absent.

how is dark an insult? unless you mean skin color, and then that seems like a racist comment.

FritzTheCat · Sep 1, 2003

Yo Moma so fat she puts mayonaise on her asprin.