Your momma is so......

[MazerRackham]

Your momma is so ugly, she went into a haunted house and came out with an application form.

 

[MazerRackham]

Your momma is so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.

 

[Orsorum]

But she really did. 🙁

 

[MazerRackham]

Your momma is so poor, she can't even pay attention.

 

[ROTC1983]

😛

 

[ROTC1983]

Originally posted by: MazerRackham
Your momma is so poor, she can't even pay attention.

 

[MazerRackham]

come on guys! add more "your momma" jokes! 🙂

 

[moonshinemadness]

Your mommas so fat the council is employing her as a roundabout

 

[rudeguy]

your momma is so dumb she didnt kill you off right when she saw you come out of her

 

[Hammer]

yo momma so fat, mazerackham would hit it 🙂

 

[MazerRackham]

Your momma is so fat her blood type is A-1.

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: Hammer
yo momma so fat, mazerackham would hit it 🙂

:Q

 

[spanky]

ur momma.

(thats all)

 

[DarkManX]

your mama is so ugly shes only been married once. - Malibus most wanted

 

[MithShrike]

Your mama is so stupid she tried to hang herself with a cordless phone.

 

[MithShrike]

Your mama wears combat boots!

 

[JohnAn2112]

Yo mama is so dark, when she went to night school, they marked her absent.

 

[Phuz]

Yo momma's so fat, when she wears a red dress everyone yells KOOLAID!

 

[MrPickins]

Yo momma's so ugly her pillow cries at night! 🙁

 

[Alchemist99]

whats the difference between a bowling ball and your momma?













































Answer:
you could eat a bowling ball if you had to!

 

[Spac3d]

Originally posted by: Phuz
Yo momma's so fat, when she wears a red dress everyone yells KOOLAID!

😀

 

[Acts837]

Your momma is so stupid, and you can't be much better since you started a thread like this.

 

[Lyfer]

Your momma be a good MILF.

 

[MeanMeosh]

your momma's so short and fat, when she wears a blue dress, people mistake her for a mailbox

 

[MrPickins]

Yo momma's so fat that when yo daddy climbs up on her, he burns his ass on the ceiling light...