Your joke for the day :) I snorted tea through my nose when I read it ;)

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skim milk

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Apr 8, 2003
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OMG SO HILAROUS 10/10++++ :thumbsup:
I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK HERE GUYS











:thumbsdown:
 

middlehead

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Originally posted by: ElFenix
one muffin turns to the other muffin and says, dude we're getting baked
That one I liked, the one in the OP, not so much.
 

Jeff7

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Jan 4, 2001
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Originally posted by: zanieladie
Originally posted by: daniel49
Haven't heard anything that funny since that crazy "why did the chicken cross the road joke?"



Why DID the chicken cross the road? Just wondering...


It's all a lie. He never did cross the road. That's why we have this question being asked incessantly to this day.
 

WHAMPOM

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Feb 28, 2006
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Originally posted by: episodic
A young polar bear came into his den and asked his mother, "Mom am I a real polar bear?"
"Of course you are." His mother replied.

The young polar bear asked his father. "Dad, am I a real polar bear?"
"Yes, you are a real polar bear."

A week passed and the young polar bear asked his parents, "Are grandma and grandpa real polar bears?"

"Yes" said his parents.

Another week goes by, "Are all my relatives real polar bears?"

"Yes, they are all real polar bears." Said his parents. "Why do you ask?" replied his mother.

"Because I'm freezing my ass off!"



Still needs more editing, too long.
 

preslove

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Sep 10, 2003
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Originally posted by: narutofan36
i wanna kill myself now


0/10

nice try though

Dude, you got sh!t on by some guy named naruto fan. Now THAT is humiliation...