Your joke for the day :) I snorted tea through my nose when I read it ;)

[episodic]

A young polar bear came into his den and asked his mother, "Mom am I a real polar bear?"
"Of course you are." His mother replied.

The young polar bear asked his father. "Dad, am I a real polar bear?"
"Yes, you are a real polar bear."

A week passed and the young polar bear asked his parents, "Are grandma and grandpa real polar bears?"

"Yes" said his parents.

Another week passed and the young polar bear asked his parents, "Are all my relatives real polar bears?"

"Yes, they are all real polar bears." Said his parents. "Why do you ask?" replied his mother.





"Because," said the young polar bear,"I'm freezing!

 

[Chiropteran]

i don't get it

 

[iamaelephant]

Weak.

 

[zoiks]

5/10.

 

[NatePo717]

:thumbsdown: Punch line sucked.

 

[episodic]

You all are humor impaired it was funny

 

[dighn]

wtf you must be high

 

[chuckywang]

WTF...I don't get it....Is he saying he's "freezing" so he can't be a "polar bear", or is he saying he can't be a real polar bear because polar bears don't freeze?

 

[imported_LoKe]

Entertaining, but not funny.

 

[Eli]

*crickets*

 

[dighn]

Originally posted by: chuckywang
WTF...I don't get it....Is he saying he's "freezing" so he can't be a "polar bear", or is he saying he can't be a real polar bear because polar bears don't freeze?

I think the "funneh" is that polar bears shouldn't feel cold in the small polar bear's mind

 

[Goosemaster]

bah. you know you have an addiction.

my advice is to seek professional help or a ginseng support group.

 

[daniel49]

Haven't heard anything that funny since that crazy "why did the chicken cross the road joke?"

 

[kirkaptain]

And when one little panda puts tells another panda a bad joke, that makes me a very sad panda.

 

[Damn Dirty Ape]

hmm.

 

[ElFenix]

one muffin turns to the other muffin and says, dude we're getting baked

 

[HamburgerBoy]

0/10

 

[Viperoni]

ehhhhhh it got a smirk from me

 

[zanieladie]

Originally posted by: daniel49
Haven't heard anything that funny since that crazy "why did the chicken cross the road joke?"

Why DID the chicken cross the road? Just wondering...

 

[Maximilian]

Slight chuckle because it was so lame and the first post after it said "i dont get it"

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: Falcon39
Weak.

You're not snorting tea thru your nose?

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: daniel49
Haven't heard anything that funny since that crazy "why did the chicken cross the road joke?"

What joke is that?

 

[PurdueRy]

Originally posted by: Eli
*crickets*

 

[UncleWai]

It's funny because the OP made a fool out of himself for thinking it is funny.

 

[narutofan36]

i wanna kill myself now


0/10

nice try though