Your friend's cancer is good for you.

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[Fenixgoon]

so so wrong.. the onion is going to hell, i guess i'll see them there. and how can that guy say everything with a straight face? 😀

 

[MrPickins]

Originally posted by: Fenixgoon
so so wrong.. the onion is going to hell, i guess i'll see them there.

I laughed, am I going too?

 

[Safeway]

I didn't realize the Onion was a physical, printed newspaper until about a year ago. I have read their website for a while, but now I pick up the new papers whenever I see them. The stories are usually good for a laugh or two.

 

[Gooberlx2]

Best onion article I've ever read was the response article to 9/11, which interviewed the hijackers whilst being tortured in hell.

 

[ElFenix]

cable installers to march on washington between noon and 6 pm on wednesday :laugh:

 

[mrjminer]

rofl

 

[lupi]

lol, 12% of people sleeping on subways are actually dead.

 

[DotheDamnTHing]

for some reason, blocked here

anyone care to summarize?

 

[AMDZen]

Originally posted by: DotheDamnTHing
for some reason, blocked here

anyone care to summarize?

Yea me too, as "Non-Essential" can someone C+V please

 

[rivan]

My favorite Onion headline ever...

DOLPHINS EVOLVE OPPOSABLE THUMBS
Humanity, "Oh, ******."

 

[apac]

Originally posted by: DotheDamnTHing
for some reason, blocked here

anyone care to summarize?

You really can't summarize the onion, it kills the humor.

edit: it's a video, btw, can't copy-paste.

 

[rivan]

Originally posted by: AMDZen

Originally posted by: DotheDamnTHing
for some reason, blocked here

anyone care to summarize?

Yea me too, as "Non-Essential" can someone C+V please

It's video.

The gist is having a friend who has cancer gets you involved in 5k runs, marathons, swims, etc.

 

[ForumMaster]

i laughed i admit. guess i'll join them in hell. atleast it'll be funny!

 

[Toastedlightly]

my favorite was POLITICIANS SWEEP ELECTIONS

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

lol wow, the onion is good at being an asshole