It's a wonder I can drive stick after this.
When I was in the Navy, I was attending a 6 month long school in Norfolk, VA and the school was being shut down for a 3 day holiday. One of my crewmates was also attending the class and he made a deal with one of the instructors to drive the instructor's car to Charleston, S.C. where we were stationed if we would take the wife and their 18 month old son and drop them off in Columbia, S.C. The car was a stick and I'd only driven stick for a few minutes a few years earlier. So, my crewmate got stuck driving the whole way down.
We spent the weekend back in our home port then my crewmate had to take emergency leave. This left me holding the bag with this Toyota Celica stick and hundreds of miles to drive. Grinding my way back to Columbia to pick up the instructor's wife and kid, I felt pretty good. When we hit the N.C. border, it started to snow. Great. I grew up in L.A. and had never driven in the snow, let alone a stick. As it almost never snows on I-95 in NC, traffic slowed to 10-20 MPH. Many hours later, I am on the road from I-95 to Norfolk, VA that is conveniently nicknamed "the devil's highway", it is dark, I can't see the road, lane etc. Somehow, the right rear wheel caught the edge of the shoulder causing us to go into a counter-clockwise spin (queue the ZOMG screaming kid) down the side of the shoulder where we came to a stop with us facing the opposite direction and the car at a 45% angle.
No lights, sporadic traffic, this car has a CB radio in it. (again, I am from L.A. originally. CB?) She gets on the CB and someone comes along in 15 mins or so and takes her and the baby to go get a tow truck. 90 minutes later, the tow truck arrives, pulls me back up to the road and we are on our way.
What should have been an 8 hour trip ended up being a 20 hour trip.
I can drive the hell out of a stick now.