Your Favorite Simpson's Episode(s) and quotes?

[robphelan]

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There are so many it's hard for me to choose.

As a matter of fact, I though I'd seen all of them 'til a re-run 2 nights ago about a movie star (Marissa Tomei) making a movie in Springfield and winds up dating Flanders...

I'll have to think more about my favorite episode..

Favorite Quote would be from the time a movie was being made with Atom Man and Fallout boy.. tryouts were being held for Fallout boy..

Ralph Wiggum comes in and says 'What's for lunchtoday, lunchlady?'
Director: "Next!"
Ralph: "Chicken Necks?"

 

[trilks]

Way too many to choose from. I'll just pick one from the episode that was on yesterday:

"Marge, prepare the emergency ham!"

 

[CVSiN]

I bent my wookie.... ralph

HA HA /nelson


Do'h
mmmmmm Forbidden Donut... Homer of course....

mmmmm Beer...

 

[Deeko]

http://www.simpsons-quotes.com

 

[VictorLazlo]

"Facts! Pfftt... Facts are useless. You can use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!"

 

[mchammer187]

just thought of one today for some reason

Marge: Where were you?
Bart <monotone hypnotized voice> : I was at the flower shop.
Homer : Ah Yes I was at the flower shop too. Yep, gettin drunk at the ol flower shop.

 

[HeroOfPellinor]

It has to be the Jebus episode.

"I don't even believe in Jebus!"
...
"Oh, save me Jebus!"

 

[ggavinmoss]

Sideshow Bob: That's it! I'm going to do what I should have done a long time ago...
[to marge] Madam, your children are no more! ... than a pair of ill-bred trouble makers!
Homer: Lisa too?
Sideshow Bob: Especially Lisa. But especially Bart.

Cecil: Come now, you speak as if they were a gaggle of slack-jawed jokels!
Cletus: Mr. Terwilliger. Come quick, there's trouble down to the ce-ment mixer, sir! See cousin Merl and me was playing fetch with Geech... that's our old smell hound..
Merl: Geech gone to heaven, Mr. Terwilliger!
Sideshow Bob: Oh cousin Merl, really.
Cecil: Temper, temper. You know cousin Merl `ain't been quite right' lately.

Two quotes from a great episode.

-geoff

 

[maddogchen]

"Alcohol is the cause and solution to all of life's problems"

 

[Ninjja]

Ralph " Can you open my milk mommy?"

 

[Trogdor91]

"Ooohh, a sarcasm detector. That's a really useful invention!"

 

[WannaFly]

someone had it in their sig here...

"Hi supernintendo chalmers I'm learnding!"

and from last nights...

"lisa hunny, will you open that window, they have daddys fingerprints on file"

 

[dullard]

My favorite Simpson's quotes are in this favorite Simpson's quote thread

 

[SpazzyChicken]

The one where Homer gets fat.

"(phone error tone) The fingers you have used to dial are too fat, to obtain a special dialing wand mash the keypad down now."

 

[Abhi]

Homer Simpson - "Doh!"

 

[gsellis]

Marge: "Homer, your boss called. If you don't show up on Friday, don't show up on Monday"
Homer: "Woohoo, four day weekend!"

 

[Qwest]

"What do you want, Lisa? A tubamaba? An obomabo? oh....a saxamaphone!"

Homer: Whaddya have to wash that awful taste outta my mouth?
Guy: Mountain Dew or Crab Juice?
Homer: Blugh oh geez!... I'll take the crab juice.

"Hmm, unprocessed fishsticks."