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<< Maybe the dingo ate your baby... >>


ROTFF. I nearly dropped my dog off my lap when I read that 😀
 
When the hell is a DVD coming out? I at least want a 10 best episode DVD. And don't give me this "why don't you tape them, they are on every day" crap. I want nice quality, no commericals, watch the greatest episodes ever when I want DVDs dammit!!!
 
Kramer and the Saab salesman, trying to find out how much farther the car can go when the needle is on E, and stopping short of their goal!!!
 
"I was in the pool!" is the best followed by "NO Soup for you!"




<< when jerry paid his maid for sex. >>

that girl went to my church as a Kiddo. Nevermind That was the Naked GIrl scratch that!!!! she went to my church.

"Bad Naked"
 
one of my favorite site: scripts


when work is slow... i could sit there and read a couple of episodes....


is it just me or work is slow everywhere? i'm in a network analysis(aka server/network guy) and for the last 2 weeks.. all i do is come to work... use internet, eat lunch... use internet... go home.

one of my coworker even got his ps2 here so we can play games on the 54 inch monitor
 
How about the Risk episode?

"Ahhhhh...I see that the Ukraine is weak!"
"THE UKRAINE IS NOT WEAK!!!!"
 
I liked the one were george was a marine biologist and saves the whale kramer got a hole in one with. That was good.

KK
 
Ahhh, Puddy! I loved that guy...

Elaine comes into the apartment and he's sitting on the couch staring straight ahead.
Elaine: "What are you doing?"
Puddy: "Nothing." - And he is literally doing nothing.

Elaine quote: "I don't know how you guys walk around with those things."
 
Some good ones so far... How about some of these:

"Who told you to put the balm on?"

"Hello and welcome to movie fone... why don't you just tell me the name of the movie you selected?"

Elaine dancing

"TWIX is the only candy bar with the cookie crunch" (and about a million other lines from that episode... one of my absolute favorites

"I had a pony, and I loved him!"

"So sex with the cleaning lady is frowned upon?"

l2c

 
Well if it isn't Shakey the Mohel! You did a hell of a circumcision there pal. But it's not supposed to be a finger.

BOOKMAN: Well, let me tell you something, funny boy. Y'know that little stamp,

the one that says "New York Public Library"? Well that may not mean

anything to you, but that means a lot to me. One whole hell of a lot.

Sure, go ahead, laugh if you want to. I've seen your type before:

Flashy, making the scene, flaunting convention. Yeah, I know what you're

thinking. What's this guy making such a big stink about old library

books? Well, let me give you a hint, junior. Maybe we can live without

libraries, people like you and me. Maybe. Sure, we're too old to change

the world, but what about that kid, sitting down, opening a book, right

now, in a branch at the local library and finding drawings of pee-pees

and wee-wees on the Cat in the Hat and the Five Chinese Brothers?

Doesn't HE deserve better? Look. If you think this is about overdue

fines and missing books, you'd better think again. This is about that

kid's right to read a book without getting his mind warped! Or: maybe

that turns you on, Seinfeld; maybe that's how y'get your kicks. You and

your good-time buddies. Well I got a flash for ya, joy-boy: Party time

is over. Y'got seven days, Seinfeld. That is one week!
 


<< Well if it isn't Shakey the Mohel! You did a hell of a circumcision there pal. But it's not supposed to be a finger.

BOOKMAN: Well, let me tell you something, funny boy. Y'know that little stamp,

the one that says "New York Public Library"? Well that may not mean

anything to you, but that means a lot to me. One whole hell of a lot.

Sure, go ahead, laugh if you want to. I've seen your type before:

Flashy, making the scene, flaunting convention. Yeah, I know what you're

thinking. What's this guy making such a big stink about old library

books? Well, let me give you a hint, junior. Maybe we can live without

libraries, people like you and me. Maybe. Sure, we're too old to change

the world, but what about that kid, sitting down, opening a book, right

now, in a branch at the local library and finding drawings of pee-pees

and wee-wees on the Cat in the Hat and the Five Chinese Brothers?

Doesn't HE deserve better? Look. If you think this is about overdue

fines and missing books, you'd better think again. This is about that

kid's right to read a book without getting his mind warped! Or: maybe

that turns you on, Seinfeld; maybe that's how y'get your kicks. You and

your good-time buddies. Well I got a flash for ya, joy-boy: Party time

is over. Y'got seven days, Seinfeld. That is one week! >>



ROTF!!!

CANTSTANDYA, CANTSTANDYA!!!!!!!!!!!!😀
 
The whole anti-dentite scene between Jerry and Kramer is the one that comes to mind first? but there are a bunch that I am not thinking about probably.

Am I the only one who thinks Seinfeld will beo on Nick-at-Night in forty years? 😀
 
"I just threw away a lifetime of guilt-free sex and floor seats to every sporting event in Madison Square Garden. So, please, a little respect, for I am Costanza, Lord of the Idiots." - George

"Stelllllllaaaaaaa!!!!" - Elaine

"Pft, pft, pft... Have a hair on my tongue, can't get it off. You know how much I hate that? Of course you do... you put it there." - Crazy Joe Davola

"It's like a sauna in here!" - Kramer

"Maybe the dingo ate your baby..." - Elaine

"It's a show about nothing." - Jerry and George

"Oh, hello... *Newman*..." - Jerry's

"I like to stop at the duty free shop!" - George and Kramer

"Look at you! You run like a girl! Run like a man! Lift your knees!" - Kramer

"My boys can swim!" - George

 
The episode where Kramer goes to baseball camp and ends up decking Mickey Mantle.

and

When George gets a job with the Yankees and end up sleeping under his desk all day.

Too funny....
 
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