Your Favorite Seinfeld Episode or Quote.

[Optimus]

Jerry's weird salesman freind: "Seinfeld's Van! SEINFELD'S VAN!!"

George: "I think he said son of sam! I knew it wasn't Berkowich!" (Runs out of van screaming)


and

Jerry's Russian Gymnast girlfriend: "You, Jerry Seinfeld, are no comedian!"

 

[thereds]

That, my friends, is one magic loogie.

 

[Doggiedog]

How about the manzeire(sp?) episode.

That was a classic.

 

[trmiv2]

The Bubble Boy episode was a classic.

And last night I saw the one where George bought that old Frogger machine that he had high score on, and they are trying to move it without losing the high score. Then at the end it turns into a giant game of Frogger with George trying to move the machine across a busy street. It's the same one where Elaine eats that antique piece of cake.

Damn I wish they would release a DVD set with all the episodes in it. I would buy it for sure.

 

[ravahbOi]

I definitely must put another vote in for "HOOOOCCCHHIIIEEE MMAAAAAMMAAAA" hehehe...

 

[Sephiroth_IX]

I like the one where Kramer goes to Costco and buys too much Chef Boyardee's... Then he feeds it to the horse and the horse sh|ts all over while it is pulling the carrage with Jerry's parents.

"I overbought, Jerry!"

 

[azazyel]

because people like to say SALSA

 

[azazyel]

because people like to say SALSA

 

[SUOrangeman]

As a latecomer to the Seinfeld craze, I don't have much to remember. But, shrinkage tends to stick in my mind.

-SUO

 

[GroundOO]

Moralpanic-

The full quote from that episode:

"serenity now, insanity later"

hehe, that ruled.

yet another vote for "no soup for you!"

hehe George getting soup----

George "I didn't get any bread"

Jerry "let it go!"

George "um, excuse me, I didn't get my bread"

Soup Nazi "You want bread? 3 dolla!!!"

George "What?!"

Soup Nazi "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!" *snaps fingers* soup lady grabs the bag.



Simpsons quote:

Frank Grimes-"That guy's a pig!" refering to Homer

Lenny-"Na, pigs tend to chew"



Chris

 

[thereds]

Sepiroth - I think the Chef Boyardee you are referring to is Beeferino

 

[yakko]

For the most part I thought the show was pretty lame. I really love the master of their domain episode.

 

[DesignDawg]

My God, I miss Seinfeld. Luckily, my parents watch it in syndication every night. --And I will be at their place for a couple weeks starting the 16th..... No work...just beach, private dock, fishing, seinfeld, cops (tv show), sex, good free food, and sleep. Now THAT'S a vacation!

Ricky
DesignDawg

 

[Stallion]

I like the one where Elaines friend with the big boobs is walking down the street with no bra on and Jerry and Kramer crash the car then go to court and make her try on the bra and it doesn't fit because she tries it on over her sweater and the lawyer yells, it doesn't fit you must aquit.

How about the show with Teri Hatcher when Jerry thinks her boobs are fake and he has Elaine try to feel her up in the suana.

 

[Snipa]

I'm not sure of the episode name, but it's the one where Kramer gets kidnapped, put in a sack, and thrown in the river.

" I woke up in the middle of a river in a sack Jerry, A SACK!!!!!!!!!"

LOL, I love that episode.

Or how bout the ASSMAN episode. Also a classic.

 

[Don Vito Corleone]

My favorite quote actually comes from their NBC pilot, "Jerry!" Jerry is talking to his butler.

Butler: "We need some more Lemon Pledge."

Jerry: "But you just went through 3 cans last week, and I don't even have any wood in the house!"

 

[sd]

I can honestly say that I don't think I have a fav, they're all great, some just a little better than others.

David Putty: "Yeah, thats right."
Kramer: "You got problems!"

 

[Zucchini]

Sephiroph,

Wasn't the horse farting all the time?