Originally posted by: SVT Cobra
Mine:
Forrest: Lieutenant Dan? Lieutenant Dan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lt. Dan: Hello, Forrest.
Forrest: You got new legs. New legs!
Lt. Dan: Yeah, I got new legs.
Lt. Dan: Custom-made titanium alloy. It's what they use on the space shuttle.
Forrest: Magic legs.
?I?m sorry I had to fight in the middle of your Black Panther party.?
Originally posted by: KLin
Drill Sergeant: GUMP! What's your sole purpose in this army?
Forrest: To do whatever you tell me drill sergeant!!
Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
My wife and I do the "magic legs" bit all the time. Even today as she watched me play Quake 4 and I got my legs cut off and got new onse, we both looked at each other and did the goofy grin and said "Magic legs."
Originally posted by: KLin
Drill Sergeant: GUMP! What's your sole purpose in this army?
Forrest: To do whatever you tell me drill sergeant!!
That's all I have to say about that
Originally posted by: KK
fvck me santa, fvck me...oh, wrong movie.