Originally posted by: moshquerade
gotta love those Catholic Italian girls 😀Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
A young Italian girl was going on a date.
Her nonna ( Grandmother ) said: "Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys.
He is going to try and kiss you, you are going to like that but don't let him do that.
He is going to try and feel your breast, you are going to like that, but don't let him do that.
But most important, he is going to try and get on top of you to have his way with you.
You are going to like that too, but don't let him do that. It will disgrace the family."
With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on her date.
The next day she told grandma that her date went just like she had predicted:
"Nonna, I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I just turned over, got on top of
him, and disgraced HIS family!"
Nonna fainted!!
Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
Originally posted by: moshquerade
gotta love those Catholic Italian girls 😀Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
A young Italian girl was going on a date.
Her nonna ( Grandmother ) said: "Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys.
He is going to try and kiss you, you are going to like that but don't let him do that.
He is going to try and feel your breast, you are going to like that, but don't let him do that.
But most important, he is going to try and get on top of you to have his way with you.
You are going to like that too, but don't let him do that. It will disgrace the family."
With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on her date.
The next day she told grandma that her date went just like she had predicted:
"Nonna, I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I just turned over, got on top of
him, and disgraced HIS family!"
Nonna fainted!!
Tell me about it! I'm seeing one 😛
Originally posted by: DaFinn
Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
Originally posted by: moshquerade
gotta love those Catholic Italian girls 😀Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
A young Italian girl was going on a date.
Her nonna ( Grandmother ) said: "Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys.
He is going to try and kiss you, you are going to like that but don't let him do that.
He is going to try and feel your breast, you are going to like that, but don't let him do that.
But most important, he is going to try and get on top of you to have his way with you.
You are going to like that too, but don't let him do that. It will disgrace the family."
With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on her date.
The next day she told grandma that her date went just like she had predicted:
"Nonna, I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I just turned over, got on top of
him, and disgraced HIS family!"
Nonna fainted!!
Tell me about it! I'm seeing one 😛
Pics of her disgracing your family!!! 😛
Originally posted by: chuckywang
I don't it....what did she do to him??
Originally posted by: DnetMHZ
😀
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: chuckywang
I don't it....what did she do to him??
You will die ALONE!
- M4H
Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
Originally posted by: DaFinn
Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
Originally posted by: moshquerade
gotta love those Catholic Italian girls 😀Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
A young Italian girl was going on a date.
Her nonna ( Grandmother ) said: "Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys.
He is going to try and kiss you, you are going to like that but don't let him do that.
He is going to try and feel your breast, you are going to like that, but don't let him do that.
But most important, he is going to try and get on top of you to have his way with you.
You are going to like that too, but don't let him do that. It will disgrace the family."
With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on her date.
The next day she told grandma that her date went just like she had predicted:
"Nonna, I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I just turned over, got on top of
him, and disgraced HIS family!"
Nonna fainted!!
Tell me about it! I'm seeing one 😛
Pics of her disgracing your family!!! 😛
:thumbsup:
Originally posted by: chuckywang
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: chuckywang
I don't it....what did she do to him??
You will die ALONE!
- M4H
c'mon....throw me a bone here.
Originally posted by: SP33Demon
Originally posted by: chuckywang
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: chuckywang
I don't it....what did she do to him??
You will die ALONE!
- M4H
c'mon....throw me a bone here.
Bwahahahahahahah
Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
LMFAO :laugh:
Cheers FrustratedUser :beer:
Originally posted by: chuckywang
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: chuckywang
I don't it....what did she do to him??
You will die ALONE!
- M4H
c'mon....throw me a bone here.