Yound girl escapes from pair of dimwit burglers

Cancer12

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Do I smell a movie in the works?

Anyway, apparently duct tape was the real culprit in this adbuction. Without it, the little girl would never have been attached to the chair! It even left a scar upon her and remained attached in several areas. Clearly, we must start a nation wide boycott upon duct tape and petition our congressmen to ban ductape. Once that is gone, everyone will be happy!


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Mustangrrl

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They weren't burglers, they were kidnappers.

But I'm glad she got out, I have a niece that age and I'd f'ing kill those idiots if I were in that family.
~robyn
 

Cyberian

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It's nice to hear a story where the little girl wasn't seriously hurt or killed.

She sounds like a smart little scrapper, too! :)
 

Harvey

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Originally posted by: ElFenix
ban duct tape!
Noo-o-o-o! They're one of the sponsors of Prarie Home Companion. Ban kidnappers, instead.
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Wait a minute. They're already banned. :D
 

Cancer12

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hmmm It'd be like the prohibition. No one uses duct tape publicly, but everyone uses it secretly. To get duct tape you have to go talk to the ugly guy on the corner who hooks up the duct tape from his duct tape dealer.