You wake up one day and find you have an insatiable appetite for Human Flesh

[Braznor]

You are not a zombie. You are you, except that now you are a cannibal and you can't eat anything else. What will you do?

 

[allisolm]

You wake up one day and find you have an insatiable appetite for Human Flesh

Damn. I hate it when that happens.

 

[[DHT]Osiris]

I mean, that'd finally give me a good reason to be hunting humans. Cuts down on the grocery bill too.

 

[snoopy7548]

Instead of going to the grocery store for food, I'd just go to the cemetery.

 

[BoomerD]

You wake up one day and find you have an insatiable appetite for Human Flesh

Damn. I hate it when that happens.

Me too. Saturdays are just so boring nowadays.

 

[BoomerD]

Instead of going to the grocery store for food, I'd just go to the cemetery.

Why? Do you go to the garbage dump for your meals often now?

 

[Red Squirrel]

Post about it here to see if anyone else is craving the same, then we can all order together.

 

[dank69]

Post about it here to see if anyone else is craving the same, then we can all order together.

Kung Pao Human? I'm in.

 

[igor_kavinski]

I would make a delicious juicy red meat burger and call it the Human.

Enjoy your Human, human!

 

[igor_kavinski]

How does one know they need human flesh if they have never tasted it before?

Unless, you had a dream about it and you had this super sexy partner and instead of having sex, you had them for dinner. But since you have never tasted human flesh before, your brain makes it taste like the most awesome chicken ever. So now you wake up and you are out and about, killing chickens and tasting them to see which one tastes the best!

"We interrupt our regular programming to bring you this special news bulletin. A mass chicken murderer dubbed the "Chicken Killa" has been reported to be laying waste to hen houses around the city. Some roosters have also been reported missing. Please stay indoors at all times and keep your chickens safe!"

 

[sdifox]

Long pork.

 

[Muse]

I'd buy a mortuary. If I couldn't afford it, I'd get a job there.

 

[Charmonium]

Most people don't know this because, well, let's just say you're not going see any Super Bowl, cannibal friendly commercials. Anyway, we, umm, they, were the first to realize that they had to find a way to go "vegan." Just in this instance, vegan is a tasty combination of pig, boar and a couple of special, non-human ingredients. Long pig, short pig, can't we all just get along?

 

[Muse]

Most people don't know this because, well, let's just say you're not going see any Super Bowl, cannibal friendly commercials. Anyway, we, umm, they, were the first to realize that they had to find a way to go "vegan." Just in this instance, vegan is a tasty combination of pig, boar and a couple of special, non-human ingredients. Long pig, short pig, can't we all just get along?

And get along with the pig skin game?

 

[JPS35]

This about sums it up:

https://twitter.com/x/status/1285947609597845505