You wake up and notice you are the opposite gender (NSFW Language)

[Dr. Zaus]

You wake up and notice you are the opposite gender: What are the first five words you say?

 

[calvinbiss]

Where is my dildo at?

 

[Arik5405]

Where is my dildo at?

lol

 

[corwin]

Does my ass look fat?

 

[Cuda1447]

Look at these titties!

 

[Rifter]

Where is my dildo at?

100% in every way shape and form THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[highland145]

Make your own damn sammich.

 

[Dr. Zaus]

Make your own damn sammich.

I didn't know that you were a woman already...

 

[highland145]

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I didn't know that you were a woman already...

I think I'm a lesbian.

 

[rudder]

Where do the lesbians hang out?

 

[highland145]

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I think I'm a lesbian.

Where do the lesbians hang out?

OT

 

[actuarial]

Look at these titties!

That's four words.

How about: "Damn, look at these titties!

 

[highland145]

That's four words.

How about: "Damn, look at these titties!

Cuda's wife looks at them......"Bitch."

 

[Dr. Zaus]

Cuda's wife looks at them......"Bitch."

Hahaha

 

[SirStev0]

time to masturbate furiously! /moannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

 

[MotF Bane]

Boobs!

No other words are necessary.

.

 

[Sentrosi2121]

 

[waggy]

Where is my dildo at?

/end thread.

 

[yhelothar]

Oh, my pussy is sooo wet.

*Oh is not a word*

 

[lokiju]

This isn't where I parked my car!

 

[Imp]

Eff yeah, I'm going shopping!

 

[SirStev0]

/end thread.

Kinda werrd that a bunch of men if turned into the other sex would immediately want to experience a phallic object inserted into them.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blanchard's_transsexualism_typology#Autogynephilia ?

 

[Arik5405]

Kinda werrd that a bunch of men if turned into the other sex would immediately want to experience a phallic object inserted into them.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blanchard's_transsexualism_typology#Autogynephilia ?

What else would you expect us to stick in there?

 

[surfsatwerk]

You wake up and notice you are the opposite gender: What are the first five words you say?

ATOT is not 4chan you sick prevert.

 

[Dr. Zaus]

Honey! You're a lesbian now.