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Originally posted by: destrekor
Just don't invite the P&N folks!

Zendari and steeplerot would get kicked out of the bar, and end up having a slap fight in the parking lot.

Dave (McOwen) would imply that his steak was undercooked because of a vast right-wing conspiracy to spread mad cow to create a panic so they could up the terror level and raise gas to $20 a gallon.

ProfJohn would make wildly inaccurate predictions about the bill, then argue that his initial assessment was correct and use that as the basis for a tip.

PC Surgeon, Perry404 and bamacre would huddle together muttering "Ron Paul, Ron Paul."

Rainsford would try to calmly moderate a discussion by getting everyone to agree logically. Everyone else would shout curse words at each other.

Harvey would sing. At this point, the bar would empty.
 

JS80

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Originally posted by: Ns1
Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
Ned would sit in a corner grumbling, then launch into a full-fledged rant about how the world is going to hell.

Pickles would let everyone know some fact about a vegetable that everyone has known since they were 5 (did you know lettuce comes in more than one variety? It's true!)

Ns1 would wait until someone started telling a story, then tell the exact same story from the other perspective. Everyone would stare blankly.

Mosh would walk in and everyone would demand pictures.

Saulbadguy would keep everyone enthralled with a joke that took 3 hours to tell, then forget the punchline.

Everyone would order 72 oz steaks, then argue about what constituted bulk.

Icebergslim would teach us how to be men by hitting on every woman in the place, and one very convincing transvestite.

Koing would violently bodyslam E=MC2. Everyone would cheer.

I'd sit off to one side making fun of everyone under my breath, then when confronted, act like nothing had happened.

lol

And the sushi snobs would create their own clique on the side.
 

nageov3t

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Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
Originally posted by: destrekor
Just don't invite the P&N folks!

Zendari and steeplerot would get kicked out of the bar, and end up having a slap fight in the parking lot.

Dave (McOwen) would imply that his steak was undercooked because of a vast right-wing conspiracy to spread mad cow to create a panic so they could up the terror level and raise gas to $20 a gallon.

ProfJohn would make wildly inaccurate predictions about the bill, then argue that his initial assessment was correct and use that as the basis for a tip.

PC Surgeon, Perry404 and bamacre would huddle together muttering "Ron Paul, Ron Paul."

Rainsford would try to calmly moderate a discussion by getting everyone to agree logically. Everyone else would shout curse words at each other.

Harvey would TRAITOR IN CHIEF :|

fixed. :p

 

Lamont Burns

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Someone would order their steak well-done and a riot would erupt. Or... someone would order a domestic light and get railed on for the rest of the night.
 

nageov3t

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oh god, just think about the riot that would erupt when it came time to figure out what, if anything, to tip.
 

Anubis

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Originally posted by: Lamont Burns
Someone would order their steak well-done and a riot would erupt. Or... someone would order a domestic light and get railed on for the rest of the night.

lol
 

clamum

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Originally posted by: Lamont Burns
Someone would order their steak well-done and a riot would erupt. Or... someone would order a domestic light and get railed on for the rest of the night.
Truth. :laugh:
 

KeithTalent

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There are some people on this board I would actually be quite frightened to meet in person.

KT
 
Feb 6, 2007
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Originally posted by: loki8481
Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
Harvey would TRAITOR IN CHIEF :|

fixed. :p

Too true. You know if he could find a way to sing emoticons, he would.

"Who's watching who's watching over you... TRAITOR IN CHIEF ANGRY FACE EXCLAMATION POINT IN BOLD... who's telling you what to do... BUSHWHACKO WAR OF LIES ROSE R I P BOLD SAD FACE"
 
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I think some of us will rip each others throats out, but for the most part it'll be a fun thing. I mean come on, we have ATOT meetups don't we?
 
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Originally posted by: DLeRium
I think some of us will rip each others throats out, but for the most part it'll be a fun thing. I mean come on, we have ATOT meetups don't we?

I hire an actor to play me at meetups. I thought that was the norm. Real people frighten me; they tend to look nothing like their avatar.
 

Mr Pickles

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Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
Originally posted by: DLeRium
I think some of us will rip each others throats out, but for the most part it'll be a fun thing. I mean come on, we have ATOT meetups don't we?

I hire an actor to play me at meetups. I thought that was the norm. Real people frighten me; they tend to look nothing like their avatar.

Avatar? That's my pic.
 

soydios

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I would definitely show up with a physical lawnchair, popcorn, and refreshments.
 

destrekor

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Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
Originally posted by: loki8481
Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
Harvey would TRAITOR IN CHIEF :|

fixed. :p

Too true. You know if he could find a way to sing emoticons, he would.

"Who's watching who's watching over you... TRAITOR IN CHIEF ANGRY FACE EXCLAMATION POINT IN BOLD... who's telling you what to do... BUSHWHACKO WAR OF LIES ROSE R I P BOLD SAD FACE"

:laugh:
I took P&N for a spin a week or so ago. I think I have now vowed to never enter that place again. Even if I'm told to take a new thread to P&N.

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fire400

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Originally posted by: Mucho
I can't think of a single person on this board I would like to meet in person.

cyberspace life. social life. add the two together, and what do you got?

it just makes sense, you only get so much out of cyberspace, where if you were to confront any portion of it with your outside life, it wouldn't go to well with some people.
 

TallBill

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Originally posted by: destrekor
Just don't invite the P&N folks! If it's the ATOT crew, all we'll do in take turns introducing some topic, and some will just ignored, and others laughed at. Someone might go emo on us about girl or friend troubles. Mostly, it'll just be real life neffing. :p

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Most of them would be way to afraid to say the shit that they preach in real life.