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You tell me: Is this creative or just plain wrong? ***Breast Enhancement Thread****

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Originally posted by: ed21x
this will probably sound dumb, but have any of you guys ever had salt (like sea water) touch an open flesh wound before? It hurts like heck, so the thought that a saline implant might break is already making me wince.

It's 0.9% salt, same salinity as your normal body tissue, feel just like good old H20


 
What's with the sudden trend against physical self-improvement? If it was a natural procedure, would you all be so against it? Or is it this mindset of "it's not normal!" that's so hard to break out of?

Nothing wrong with personal self-improvement, I say.

- M4H
 
Well I should note, I have had an implant myself as well. Had a baseball off the front tooth and had to get a replacement implant. 1 tooth, $3000. So I guess my wife is in trouble if she wants implants she can only get one.

As for personal grooming versus surgery...it is just displaced cost. $6,000 now or $6,000 over several years (60 years at 10 cuts per year) of Haircuts at somewhere between $5 - $20 (not counting the 5 years of college free cuts by shaving or other excuses).
 
True.

That's why I lie to girls to get them to have sex with me.

I tell them that I love them, or that I'm single, or whatever it is I think they need to hear.

I agree totally. I once slept with this girl who was all angry and sad over her boyfriend dumping her. Then he changed his mind...they would have gotten back together if she hadn't had sex with me!

Oh well.

 
For me, if I cared enough what people thought about me to actually have surgery then I wouldn't do it solely for the reason that most people would look down on me and say crap about me for having it done. I would rather people respect me for my mind than my body and I feel that by having a boob job, it would become the opposite.

well anyways, not like i care what people think of me to begin with!
 
Originally posted by: schizoid
True.

That's why I lie to girls to get them to have sex with me.

I tell them that I love them, or that I'm single, or whatever it is I think they need to hear.

I agree totally. I once slept with this girl who was all angry and sad over her boyfriend dumping her. Then he changed his mind...they would have gotten back together if she hadn't had sex with me!

Oh well.

Wow.

An entire post where you didn't mention your member.

Take a bow! 😀

- M4H
 
Originally posted by: schizoid
Originally posted by: 440sixpack
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: schizoid
Really?

Wow.

I thought I had to live with my 4.25" forever!

Dude ... no offense, but that's kinda ... umm ... smallish. 😱

- M4H

Not to mention waaaaaaaaaaay too much info than needed, thanks. :Q

It was also a joke. I'm packing at LEAST FIVE baby.

WHOOO HOO!!!

most male members of this board tend to refer to their sizes in "inches", not "centimeters". Try to follow the dominant paradigm next time 😛
 
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: schizoid
True.

That's why I lie to girls to get them to have sex with me.

I tell them that I love them, or that I'm single, or whatever it is I think they need to hear.

I agree totally. I once slept with this girl who was all angry and sad over her boyfriend dumping her. Then he changed his mind...they would have gotten back together if she hadn't had sex with me!

Oh well.

Wow.

An entire post where you didn't mention your member.

Take a bow! 😀

- M4H


Heh.

You like my weiner, huh?

Heh.

"weiner"


 
Originally posted by: Mookow
Originally posted by: schizoid
Originally posted by: 440sixpack
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: schizoid
Really?

Wow.

I thought I had to live with my 4.25" forever!

Dude ... no offense, but that's kinda ... umm ... smallish. 😱

- M4H

Not to mention waaaaaaaaaaay too much info than needed, thanks. :Q

It was also a joke. I'm packing at LEAST FIVE baby.

WHOOO HOO!!!

most male members of this board tend to refer to their sizes in "inches", not "centimeters". Try to follow the dominant paradigm next time 😛

I was using inches. How big is your weiner? Think you can top my ALMOST (like, really, it's practically there) 5? I doubt it.
 
Originally posted by: jlind23
I am amazed, that there are so many people that have never changed what mother nature/god/who ever you believe in made you.

No Haircuts, Glasses, Braces, Filled Cavities, Clipped Finger and Toe Nails, NoseEar Hairs plucked, Picking your nose, shaved, lifted a weight...and I am sure many more things I haven't thought of. I won't even mention Body Art and Piercings.

All of those things were things you were naturally given right and you should be happy with what you have been given and culture shouldn't dictate you change. Or you shouldn't change those things for others.

We're all different, why is it harder to accept each other and their decisions than confront them with your opinions?

I just wish I could see some of these brave people that have never changed what was given to them.

I love it when people can't see fundamental differences between things.

Things done for their physical, useful benefits:
-Glasses: For those people that need them, they are necessary to live a normal life. Its like saying someone who has hearing loss is being vain by getting a hearing aid. This is restoring your senses (without implanting anything into your body), not altering your appearance
-Cavities: Necessary if you want teeth so you dont have to eat baby food. Also, abcesses have been known to be fatal. Again, its not implanting something for the appearance, but rather for medical upkeep of the persons body
-Clipping Toenails/Fingernails: These were made to break off bit by bit and be replaced. Half the time I just bite my fingernails off if I notice it has gotten too long for work and is likely to rip. If someone wants to orderly regulate the sheeding of their nail material, its not being vain, its maintence.
-Some braces: Some people need braces just to be able to chew efficiently, or allow their teeth to come together so as to not chip/break themselves
-Hair (partially): Disliking hippies isnt the only reason the US armed forces makes servicemen keep their hair short. The shorter it is, the easier to take care of. I keep my hair short so I dont have to style it. Again, cutting your hair is just slightly different than putting a saline filled bag under your skin.
-Lifting weights: I do it for me (my health and fitness level), and not for how I look (I'd do a lot more curls if that was the case). I work construction during the summer, and if you want to try transitioning from college student with no regular exercise other than walking to class to mixing concrete and lifting 24' long schedule-40 4" posts, be my guest. If you can even do it for a week straight, I'd be highly surprised.

Procedures that are done for looks but DONT require a M.D.:
-Hair (95% of the time)
-Nose hair trimming
-shaving
-Painting toenails/fingernails

Procedures that DO require a M.D. and involve placing a foreign matter into your body:
-Breast Implants



One of the things I listed above involves placing a certain amount of foreign substances into your body, in a procedure that must be done by a doctor, and if it is to be reversed, must also be done by a doctor. The rest are things that people can do for themselves, and dont require anything being permanently implanted into your body. I dont really care if a woman I've never met decides she wants implants. Thats her business, and as long as it isnt being funded in part by taxpayers, I dont see why I should care/have a say in it. At the same time, equating it to shaving, picking your nose, and lifting weights is stupid. Don't talk yourself into thinking its closely related.
 
do alot of women in the states enhance themselfes surgically???


I prefer natural woman - good thing I live in germany where so far I have never met a woman with a boob job or anything. Usually its just older or very insecure women that do this

btw I wouldnt want my wife to do this - if she wants to do it she'd have to use her own money and not a cent from me
 
Originally posted by: schizoid
Originally posted by: MonkOnXanax
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think about that the next time you chew something.

I think I was making fun of toothless yochols from the south (which is only a tad redundant).

Further proof that no one actually reads what I type.

To proove this theory even further, I think I shall say that I've seen Geekbabe's boobs and she is in dire need of an upgrade.



Lol,you most certainly haven't seen anything of the sort🙂 I'll tell you what,you don't like impants,there's nobody going to force you to get them,this is America after all,you do get a choice🙂
 
Originally posted by: schizoid
I think I was making fun of toothless yochols from the south (which is only a tad redundant).
Insulting yokels works SO much better when you learn how to spell your slurs correctly.
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Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Originally posted by: schizoid
Originally posted by: MonkOnXanax
rolleye.gif


think about that the next time you chew something.

I think I was making fun of toothless yochols from the south (which is only a tad redundant).

Further proof that no one actually reads what I type.

To proove this theory even further, I think I shall say that I've seen Geekbabe's boobs and she is in dire need of an upgrade.



Lol,you most certainly haven't seen anything of the sort🙂 I'll tell you what,you don't like impants,there's nobody going to force you to get them,this is America after all,you do get a choice🙂


I think you (or maybe it wasn't you...I don't really care) once said "READ for comprehension" right? Where did I say I don't like implants. Didn't I, in fact, say that they feel pretty good? I was making claims about the fundamental reasons why people get implants and what that says about the person in question. I don't give a shizz about people (especially people I've never and will never meet) getting implants. Why would I have an opinion one way the other, Mrs. Geekybabe? That'd be a little pretensious of me, wouldn't it? I do, however, think that calling into question some fundamental properties of human nature isn't out of the quesiton.


But it's probably just easier for you to say "you don't like implants blah blah blah"


 
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: schizoid
I was using inches. How big is your weiner? Think you can top my ALMOST (like, really, it's practically there) 5? I doubt it.

Let me guess - you're an avid supporter of 3DMark, right?

- M4H

What does 3DMark have to do with my throbbing hard cack?
 
Originally posted by: Tallgeese
Originally posted by: schizoid
I think I was making fun of toothless yochols from the south (which is only a tad redundant).
Insulting yokels works SO much better when you learn how to spell your slurs correctly.
rolleye.gif

Either works for me.

FYI: a Yochel is a handmaiden of Lloth, the spider-queen demigod of the Dark Elves (or Drow) of the underdark in the Forgotten Realms game setting.


I can't spell, I can't draw and I can't sing. Those are my three vices. Given my interpersonal (ON DISPLAY NOW) skills, my lovely smartness, my dashing good looks, my athletic ability and my musical/creative talent, I think I'd take those vices any day.

Besides, I prolly have a bigger weiner than you anyway.
 
Originally posted by: schizoid
FYI: a Yochel is a handmaiden of Lloth, the spider-queen demigod of the Dark Elves (or Drow) of the underdark in the Forgotten Realms game setting.
Oh damn! Don't forget your +5 Sword of Monkey Spanking!
 
Originally posted by: Geekbabe


Spoken by a man who will never have to show his small,sagging post child birth breasts to a man and pray that he doesn't laugh her out of bed.

Originally posted by: Geekbabe


Personally looking better in clothing and having breasts that somebody would *WANT* to touch works well for me.It's no different or worse than getting braces or a nose job or tons of other things we do to enhance our physical appearance.


Oh come on, don't use men as an excuse. I will tell you that if a woman has implants I wouldn't want to touch her breasts. If I wanted to play with a bag a saline I would go fill up a ziplock bag with some salt water.

If you think implants would make you feel better fine. But don't expect them to change how men perceive you. At least not average men. I am bald and I have no intention of getting a toupee or a hair transplant. If you think men are too blind to spot a pair of fake breasts, just consider how hard it is for you to spot toupees and hair transplants. (they stick like sore thumbs)

Do you find toupees attractive? They are just a form of hair augmentation.
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And to repeat what my uncle said, I am bald because I choose to use my hormones for more important things than growing hair. 😀
 
Originally posted by: schizoid
Originally posted by: Mookow
Originally posted by: schizoid
Originally posted by: 440sixpack
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: schizoid
Really?

Wow.

I thought I had to live with my 4.25" forever!

Dude ... no offense, but that's kinda ... umm ... smallish. 😱

- M4H

Not to mention waaaaaaaaaaay too much info than needed, thanks. :Q

It was also a joke. I'm packing at LEAST FIVE baby.

WHOOO HOO!!!

most male members of this board tend to refer to their sizes in "inches", not "centimeters". Try to follow the dominant paradigm next time 😛

I was using inches. How big is your weiner? Think you can top my ALMOST (like, really, it's practically there) 5? I doubt it.

Just think about the fact that the average male penis is ~6, and you're under that, meaning there is a better than 50% chance I would win.
 
I will tell you that if a woman has implants I wouldn't want to touch her breasts. If I wanted to play with a bag a saline I would go fill up a ziplock bag with some salt water.


[cough]Bullsh*t[/cough]

i'm sure every man that who finally got to touch an implanted breast recoiled in horror, then proceeded to run like the wind. idiot...





If you think implants would make you feel better fine. But don't expect them to change how men perceive you. At least not average men. I am bald and I have no intention of getting a toupee or a hair transplant. If you think men are too blind to spot a pair of fake breasts, just consider how hard it is for you to spot toupees and hair transplants. (they stick like sore thumbs)


implants are like toupee's? last time i checked big breasts are more then a few notches higher on the attractiveness scale then toupees. talk about bad comparison. implants are more like hair implants. and implants only stick out like sore thumbs if done excessively. that or in your part of the world all women are naturally flat as 12 year old boys.


Do you find toupees attractive? They are just a form of hair augmentation.

i find straight teeth attractive. even white teeth. forms of horrible augmentation eh? oh the artifice!
 
Originally posted by: schizoid
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Originally posted by: schizoid
Originally posted by: MonkOnXanax
rolleye.gif


think about that the next time you chew something.

I think I was making fun of toothless yochols from the south (which is only a tad redundant).

Further proof that no one actually reads what I type.

To proove this theory even further, I think I shall say that I've seen Geekbabe's boobs and she is in dire need of an upgrade.



Lol,you most certainly haven't seen anything of the sort🙂 I'll tell you what,you don't like impants,there's nobody going to force you to get them,this is America after all,you do get a choice🙂


I think you (or maybe it wasn't you...I don't really care) once said "READ for comprehension" right? Where did I say I don't like implants. Didn't I, in fact, say that they feel pretty good? I was making claims about the fundamental reasons why people get implants and what that says about the person in question. I don't give a shizz about people (especially people I've never and will never meet) getting implants. Why would I have an opinion one way the other, Mrs. Geekybabe? That'd be a little pretensious of me, wouldn't it? I do, however, think that calling into question some fundamental properties of human nature isn't out of the quesiton.


But it's probably just easier for you to say "you don't like implants blah blah blah"




Actually reading the really strong negative reactions here has made me laugh.I got into this thread because Pliablemoose has posted briefly on this subject before.I understand how his wife is feeling about this issue and think it's wonderful that he's being so supportive of her.

The woman is looking for the restoration of size and configuration that were taken away from her by events that are similar in nature to accidents.Nobody would object if she'd had cancer surgery(another so called "natural event") but because her issues were caused via pregnancy then her desiring surgical help is somehow some sort of horrible psychological flaw?


I'm sorry but I don't agree with that viewpoint and I'm glad for her that she's got a husband who's supportive enough of her to want to help her get this situation corrected.There is nothing wrong with wanting one's appearance restored.Hearing all this negative stuff from men who's bodies will never be marred in the slightest due to pregnancy seems rather strange to me.
 
Actually reading the really strong negative reactions here has made me laugh.I got into this thread because Pliablemoose has posted briefly on this subject before.I understand how his wife is feeling about this issue and think it's wonderful that he's being so supportive of her.

The woman is looking for the restoration of size and configuration that were taken away from her by events that are similar in nature to accidents.Nobody would object if she'd had cancer surgery(another so called "natural event") but because her issues were caused via pregnancy then her desiring surgical help is somehow some sort of horrible psychological flaw?


I'm sorry but I don't agree with that viewpoint and I'm glad for her that she's got a husband who's supportive enough of her to want to help her get this situation corrected.There is nothing wrong with wanting one's appearance restored.Hearing all this negative stuff from men who's bodies will never be marred in the slightest due to pregnancy seems rather strange to me.

Hell, I was even nice to my lunatic ex (the one who moved to GB & has made our lives a living hell & cost us 10's of thousands of $ in family court) last week, current wife & I had discussed & agreed on offering her a plane ticket back to the U.S. if she ever needed one (If she was coming back to stay). She seemed so homesick the last few times we've talked, Mrs Pliable & I had discussed coughing up the $ for her if she wanted to come back, because she really doesn't have anyone else to turn to. You could hear the shock in her voice over the phone when I made the offer, she actually seemed appreciative.

Gotta love this thread, hookers, boobies, surgeons, penis mods & discussions about their relative sizes, tax deductions, self esteem, how can I throw politics in this & make it more controversial?

"Who do you trust more? GWB or Saddam? & should they be allowed to have plastic surgery to make themselves feel better about their bodies?"

😀 😀 😀
 
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