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You stuck your flashlight up where?? Interesting xray from the ER

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Thats crazy, but not as crazy as one I heard over the weekend. One of my friends is an ER doc in Chicago and he said that a guy came in with an entire lotion bottle stuck in his bum. Well, at the top of the lotion bottle is the nozzle that was acting just like a fish hook, so they couldn't pull it out. They ended up having to cut his a$$ open and spread it apart in order to get it out!
 
Originally posted by: Cattlegod
Thats crazy, but not as crazy as one I heard over the weekend. One of my friends is an ER doc in Chicago and he said that a guy came in with an entire lotion bottle stuck in his bum. Well, at the top of the lotion bottle is the nozzle that was acting just like a fish hook, so they couldn't pull it out. They ended up having to cut his a$$ open and spread it apart in order to get it out!

His ass was already stretched out, so you figure they could've gotten a pair of side cutting pliers up there, snipped it, then gone elbow deep to remove the other part of the nozzle.
 
Hey, this can happen, especially when you're looking for the money you hid from your wife or girlfriend. :laugh:
 
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