You stuck your flashlight up where?? Interesting xray from the ER

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Cattlegod

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Thats crazy, but not as crazy as one I heard over the weekend. One of my friends is an ER doc in Chicago and he said that a guy came in with an entire lotion bottle stuck in his bum. Well, at the top of the lotion bottle is the nozzle that was acting just like a fish hook, so they couldn't pull it out. They ended up having to cut his a$$ open and spread it apart in order to get it out!
 

BigJ

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Originally posted by: Cattlegod
Thats crazy, but not as crazy as one I heard over the weekend. One of my friends is an ER doc in Chicago and he said that a guy came in with an entire lotion bottle stuck in his bum. Well, at the top of the lotion bottle is the nozzle that was acting just like a fish hook, so they couldn't pull it out. They ended up having to cut his a$$ open and spread it apart in order to get it out!

His ass was already stretched out, so you figure they could've gotten a pair of side cutting pliers up there, snipped it, then gone elbow deep to remove the other part of the nozzle.
 

sunzt

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Nov 27, 2003
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"Yeah, so what you gonna do about it? Stick a flashlight up my ass?"
 

compuwiz1

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Hey, this can happen, especially when you're looking for the money you hid from your wife or girlfriend. :laugh: