You smell, we don't

[Syringer]

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/021004.html

W00t!

 

[Toastedlightly]

Still smell like fucking curry (well, some of you from that side of the world).

 

[tfinch2]

You still have a small penis.

 

[moshquerade]

this thread smells

 

[djheater]

I'll take manageable body odor over alcohol allergy any day....

 

[cKGunslinger]

Originally posted by: tfinch2
You still have a small penis.

I'll take a little extra sweat, any day.

 

[Cdubneeddeal]

Originally posted by: Toastedlightly
Still smell like fucking curry (well, some of you from that side of the world).

Okay. Don't even start...

 

[tfinch2]

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger

Originally posted by: tfinch2
You still have a small penis.

I'll take a little extra sweat, any day.

:laugh: QFT

 

[MegaVovaN]

Originally posted by: tfinch2

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger

Originally posted by: tfinch2
You still have a small penis.

I'll take a little extra sweat, any day.

:laugh: QFT

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[Jeff7]

Yoda said, "Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmmm."
Feeeel the Force.

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger

Originally posted by: tfinch2
You still have a small penis.

I'll take a little extra sweat, any day.

Of course, if you smell like steamy liquid armpit death, then penis size really won't matter at all.

 

[manowar821]

What's next, you're the master race? God I love people who have superiority complexes.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: manowar821
What's next, you're the master race? God I love people who have superiority complexes.

There there. Time for your Valium.

 

[mooglemania85]

Originally posted by: Jeff7
Yoda said, "Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmmm."
Feeeel the Force.

I like your emphasis on the word "Feeeel." The Sexual Innuendo is strong in this one.

 

[hiromizu]

Originally posted by: Jeff7
Yoda said, "Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmmm."
Feeeel the Force.

HAHAHAHA

 

[MegaVovaN]

Originally posted by: hiromizu

Originally posted by: Jeff7
Yoda said, "Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmmm."
Feeeel the Force.

HAHAHAHA

sorry I cannot feel any "force". Is that all you got?

 

[Xylitol]

Originally posted by: tfinch2
You still have a small penis.

Iunno... I was under the impression that 7 inches was normal...

 

[Oceandevi]

This is true.

 

[mooglemania85]

Originally posted by: MegaVovaN

Originally posted by: hiromizu

Originally posted by: Jeff7
Yoda said, "Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmmm."
Feeeel the Force.

HAHAHAHA

sorry I cannot feel any "force". Is that all you got?

This thread is now about the sexual innuendo in the Star Wars movies.

Star Wars: A New Hope

1. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."

2. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"

3. "Look at the size of that thing!"

4. "Sorry about the mess..."

5. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."

6. "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"

7. "You've got something jammed in here real good."

8. "Put that thing away before you get us all killed!"

9. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"

10. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care *what* you smell!"

Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back

1. "And I thought they smelled bad...on the *outside*!"

2. "Possible he came in through the south entrance."

3. "I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh, kid?"

4. "Hurry up, golden-rod..."

5. "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while."

6. "But now we must eat. Come good food, come..."

7. "Control, control! You must learn control!"

8. "There's an awful lot of moisture in here."

9. "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"

10. "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me!"

Star Wars: Return Of The Jedi

1. "Rise, my friend."

2. "Open the back door!"

3. "Hey, point that thing somewhere else!"

4. "It's just a dead animal..."

5. "Not bad for a little furball."

6. "How can they be jamming us if they don't know we're coming?"

7. "Come here, I won't hurt you. You want something to eat?"

8. "Keep on that one, I'll take these two."

9. "I want you to take her. I mean it, take her!"

10. "I don't think the Empire had wookies in mind when they designed her, Chewie."

 

[TehMac]

I dunno. Depends when/how you're measuring.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: MegaVovaN

Originally posted by: hiromizu

Originally posted by: Jeff7
Yoda said, "Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmmm."
Feeeel the Force.

HAHAHAHA

sorry I cannot feel any "force". Is that all you got?

It ain't my fault that your various orificies have been used so many times that you can't feel anything anymore.

 

[MegaVovaN]

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: MegaVovaN

Originally posted by: hiromizu

Originally posted by: Jeff7
Yoda said, "Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmmm."
Feeeel the Force.

HAHAHAHA

sorry I cannot feel any "force". Is that all you got?

It ain't my fault that your various orificies have been used so many times that you can't feel anything anymore.

pwnage served. :beer:

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: MegaVovaN
pwnage served. :beer:

Glad to be of service.

Originally posted by: mooglemania85
5. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."

10. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care *what* you smell!"

Then my mind wandered a bit.

So what would a Wookie Fleshlight look like?



God I hate my mind sometimes.



:laugh:

 

[aplefka]

You still can't drive worth a shit.

 

[EvilYoda]

This thread worked out really well for you didn't it, Syringer.

 

[preslove]

Spiders have very, very tiny penises.