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you poke it, you own it

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spacejamz

spacejamz

Lifer
Mar 31, 2003
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has anyone actually done that??? stick your finger in a beer bottle so you carry more at a time???

WTF???

i do like the one where they were trying to figure out if it was okay to take back beer that your brought to your friends and put in their cooler...
 
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SVT Cobra

Lifer
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This officially confirms that when one wants to think it is something sick, it appears sick. After glancing the thread title I thought this was something about women, and after entering the thread I read cooler with a t. Ahh the wonders of the human mind. ;)
 
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HN

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WTF? i've never seen anyone do that with full bottles; only seen it (and done it) when taking out empty bottles. Dumb dumb dumb and you are no friend of Man if you do that. :disgust: <--disgust, not roll eyes
 
Baked

Baked

Lifer
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Given nobody washes their hands after they go to the john or drop a deuce, I'll get my own beer, unopened pls.
 
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j00fek

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i dont do it, nor no i expect anyone getting me a beer do it. if it happens you own it and get me another one thnx!
 
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SampSon

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Originally posted by: Baked
Given nobody washes their hands after they go to the john or drop a deuce, I'll get my own beer, unopened pls.
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The crotch is basically the cleanest place on the human body.
 
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j00fek

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Originally posted by: SampSon
Originally posted by: Baked
Given nobody washes their hands after they go to the john or drop a deuce, I'll get my own beer, unopened pls.
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The crotch is basically the cleanest place on the human body.
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:laugh:
 
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HN

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Originally posted by: SampSon
Originally posted by: Baked
Given nobody washes their hands after they go to the john or drop a deuce, I'll get my own beer, unopened pls.
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The crotch is basically the cleanest place on the human body.
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what about the splash back from urinals or fecal matter from poor wiping technique?
 
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imported_LoKe

Lifer
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Originally posted by: SampSon
Originally posted by: Baked
Given nobody washes their hands after they go to the john or drop a deuce, I'll get my own beer, unopened pls.
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The crotch is basically the cleanest place on the human body.
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I don't know about you, but my man down under gets pretty sweaty.
 
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SampSon

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what about the splash back from urinals or fecal matter from poor wiping technique?
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Well, your anus isn't very clean obviously. Urine is a mild disinfectant, nothing to worry about. I also don't piss in urinals because of that backsplash.

I don't know about you, but my man down under gets pretty sweaty.
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That doesn't make a disease ridden jungle.
 
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SVT Cobra

Lifer
Mar 29, 2005
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Originally posted by: DaY
Originally posted by: SampSon
Originally posted by: Baked
Given nobody washes their hands after they go to the john or drop a deuce, I'll get my own beer, unopened pls.
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The crotch is basically the cleanest place on the human body.
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I don't know about you, but my man down under gets pretty sweaty.
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...due to the lack of surface area for evaporation.
 
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imported_LoKe

Lifer
Jun 4, 2005
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Originally posted by: SampSon
what about the splash back from urinals or fecal matter from poor wiping technique?
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Well, your anus isn't very clean obviously. Urine is a mild disinfectant, nothing to worry about. I also don't piss in urinals because of that backsplash.

I don't know about you, but my man down under gets pretty sweaty.
Click to expand...
That doesn't make a disease ridden jungle.
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Would you lick a fat man's rolls?
 
Dirigible

Dirigible

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What a nightmare my life would be if the "you poke it, you own it" saying did apply to women. Sometimes it takes me a bit longer than it should to realize a person is annoying or just plain psycho crazy.
 
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SampSon

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Originally posted by: DaY
Originally posted by: SampSon
Would you lick a fat man's rolls?
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Change that to a fat woman, and we have a deal. Ask your mother if you don't believe me. Love that salt.
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I think you've got the wrong mom. Mines skinny. :p
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Well yea now she is, after her and I shagged all that extra flab off her.
 
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ruffilb

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Feb 6, 2005
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Originally posted by: DaY
Originally posted by: SampSon
what about the splash back from urinals or fecal matter from poor wiping technique?
Click to expand...
Well, your anus isn't very clean obviously. Urine is a mild disinfectant, nothing to worry about. I also don't piss in urinals because of that backsplash.

I don't know about you, but my man down under gets pretty sweaty.
Click to expand...
That doesn't make a disease ridden jungle.
Click to expand...

Would you lick a fat man's rolls?
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AHH! BAN!

I wouldn't lick ANYTHING on a fat man.
 
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