You need this mounted on your wall...

RossMAN

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Feb 24, 2000
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You have no running water in your home, what's up with that?

LOL this would be perfect for a first date, you bring her home, she asks to use your bathroom and finds this mounted on the wall.
 

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Lifer
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I have no running water because our well pump died. It died due to the water table dropping too low to keep it properly cooled (submersible pump, 460 feet down a hole, underwater). So, we pulled the pump & we're going to drop the well down another 150-200 feet. Until the drilling company can get their ass out here & do it, we have no water.

The last three holes they've drilled turned up dry, so who knows when we'll get water again.

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Elita1

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He he, that reminds me of my very first Gynecologist visit.

Without going into any gory details, I went into the bathroom to undress and put the robe on and on the wall was a large decorative plaque that said: "Gynecologist: Man who works where others play".

Imagine my delight! :p
 

Balt

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Whoa, put one of those on the door to your dorm room, you are talking about making some SERIOUS cash. :Q



Until some asshole breaks/steals it, anyway.