You know you're rich when.......

[PhoenixOrion]

....you name your cat Mr. Bigelsworth?

 

[Fenixgoon]

when.....you own supercars

 

[Baked]

You give out Rolexs for Christmas presents.

 

[lobadobadingdong]

Originally posted by: MagicConch
...when you are driving and the whole world is your ashtray (even the windshield of the car behind you)

I try to spit my chewed gum out so that it lands on those peoples windshields :laugh:buahaha:laugh:

 

[mattocs]

Originally posted by: MommysLittleMonster
You grow a thick mustache and wear suspenders.

Sorry, i'm poor and I do that.

 

[PhoenixOrion]

...you're on a first name basis with the entire staff at Harrods.

 

[pray4mojo]

...you use FEMA debit cards to buy $800 Louis Vuitton bags.

 

[z0mb13]

Originally posted by: Baked
You give out Rolexs for Christmas presents.

rolex is too common

patek is where its at

 

[Ferocious]

...when you wish Bush could be elected President again.

 

[Plasdom]

amateurs....

You know you are rich when you can buy anything you want, anytime, any amount, without considering the price

 

[Kalbi]

You can have the hottest chick in the world but you decide to marry this ugly chick named Melinda.

 

[rh71]

Originally posted by: blahblah99
You're 60 and banging 18 year old chicks.

:thumbsup:

 

[Heifetz]

you have a vault of money that you swim in on a daily basis.

 

[FeuerFrei]

... you can write a check to bail out New Orleans

 

[EGGO]

Originally posted by: Heifetz
you have a vault of money that you swim in on a daily basis.

Ducktales, owoohoo!

 

[Miramonti]

Originally posted by: Plasdom
amateurs....

You know you are rich when you can buy anything you want, anytime, any amount, without considering the price

...and yet your relationships are miserable.

 

[vitoprimo]

Originally posted by: Ferocious
...when you wish Bush could be elected President again.

...when you're arranging to have Bush elected President again.

 

[Plasdom]

Originally posted by: jjsole

Originally posted by: Plasdom
amateurs....

You know you are rich when you can buy anything you want, anytime, any amount, without considering the price

...and yet your relationships are miserable.

Isn't this all about materialism? However, get rich and watch "friends" pop up from all over

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: vitoprimo

Originally posted by: Ferocious
...when you wish Bush could be elected President again.

...when you're arranging to have Bush elected President again.

When you're arranging for Mickey Mouse to be speaker of the house for your children.

 

[MagicConch]

...when you're money starts working for you instead of you working for your money (and does a better job of it too)

 

[PhoenixOrion]

...you own a company and you created several companies to supply raw materials and support services for that company.

 

[n yusef]

...when you aren't me.

 

[Hexx]

Twins!!!

 

[kcthomas]

ill have one of my assistants post something later

 

[shilala]

...some chick you actually like is hanging around your pool.