You know you're rich when.......

[maddogchen]

two girls at once!

 

[zainali]

I ain't play the hand I was dealt, I changed my cards
I prayed to the skies and I changed my stars
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a black card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express

 

[PhoenixOrion]

.....you have half of The Galleria mall secured off for 4 hours from the general public so you and your friends can have private shopping spree for a couple hundred pairs of ladies' shoes.

 

[yhelothar]

you live in the USA

 

[PhoenixOrion]

Originally posted by: virtualgames0
you live in the USA

.........you pay $3.00 for a gallon of regular gas. there ya go. oh wait....

 

[LASTGUY2GETPS2]

...when you wipe your @ss with 100$ bills

 

[blahblah99]

You're 60 and banging 18 year old chicks.

 

[DAGTA]

... you can buy any woman you wish.

 

[EatSpam]

You know you're rich when you vote Republican and no one laughs at you.

 

[PhoenixOrion]

....you "dual" everything in your rig
1. dual monitors
2. dual cpu
3. dual cpu core
4. dual boot
5. dual graphics card
6. dual hard drives
7. dual optical drives
8. dual channel memory
9. dual power supply
10. dual ethernet
etc.

 

[MommysLittleMonster]

You grow a thick mustache and wear suspenders.

 

[squirrelman]

Originally posted by: PhoenixOrion
....you insist buying Louis Vuitton or Fendi leather bag ($10,000 and up each) in a department store when you KNOW that right across is a street vendor selling very good copycats of the same bag for $90 (made of leather but not the soft/supple kind).

1st the vast majority of Louis Vuitton and Fendi bags are canvas not leather, but yes they do make leather bags. 2ndly find me a Louis Vuitton or Fendi (Louis Vuitton is alot more expensive than Fendi if that helps) that is $10,00 even. Now if you would have Said an Hermes bag that are $10,000 and up well thats right. Maybe i'll be a nef and it could be a "you know you're cheap/poor/a nerd..." when you think the $90 copycat is even in the same league as a real designer bag.

 

[PhoenixOrion]

........your name is "squirrelman."

 

[KarenMarie]

you matter to people who matter to you.

 

[roninmagik1]

you can afford to browse the hot deals forums and make impulse buys for things that you really don't need, but you can't pass up cuz it's too good of a bargain...

 

[randumb]

Originally posted by: roninmagik1
you can afford to browse the hot deals forums and make impulse buys for things that you really don't need, but you can't pass up cuz it's too good of a bargain...

why would you be browsing hot deals if you were rich?

 

[PhoenixOrion]

....you have Greenspan, Buffett and Oprah on your speed dial.

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

you have 30 mios sitting in a private bank, nice house, plenty of cars

oh yeah, an excel spreadsheet and database of your gifts you have in the inventory along with stacks of gift cards from others!

 

[PhoenixOrion]

......you're a member in both the official atot night crew AND atot day crew!

 

[So]

You fly VirginGalactic to work...

 

[imported_Mike]

Originally posted by: thomsbrain
your CL65 AMG is your wife's daily driver.

1 uped ya

 

[So]

Originally posted by: PhoenixOrion
......you're a member in both the official atot night crew AND atot day crew!

YOU TWO TIMING WHORE!

 

[PhoenixOrion]

Originally posted by: bamacre
... your wife doesn't want you to win the presidential race because she doesn't want to move into a smaller house.

problem solved: wife can stay in big house. new mistress(es) move(s) into "small" white house.

 

[PhoenixOrion]

....you go to every single Formula 1 race around the world.

Shanghai Oct 16 coming up:
http://www.gp2005.com/index.php

 

[PhoenixOrion]

....you have a pc setup like this guy:

http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview.aspx?catid=27&threadid=1685879