You know you're living in 2004....

KLin

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Yes I searched, so if it's a repost, BITE ME :D.

You know you're living in 2004 when...


1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.



2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.



3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.



4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.



5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.



6. You go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.



7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line.



8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.



10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.



11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.



12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.



13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the screen.



14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of
your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.



15. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.



16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)



17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.



18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.



19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.



20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.



AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.


 

falias

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19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.

Damn, they got me there.
 

FleshLight

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I don't think I've ever done anything on the list with the exception of 9, 19, and viente.
 

gotensan01

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Originally posted by: KLin
19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.



20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.



AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.

This is good!
 

Zebo

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3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

^^^

meh...only one I could identify with.
 

PTCvette

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BAH... this freakin list has been sent around work about 100x in the last month. If these retards don't realize that they just got it and it was addressed to the whole office, I am gonna snap :(

Jeff
 

slag

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I do #7 all the time.

I hate it. I'll dial 9 + longdistance.. then realize what I did and hang up after I hit 9-1..

then I'll dial out normally and boom, I've dialed 9-1-1.

Had officers show up at my house before asking how my wife was and if they could see her to see if I was hurting her or something
 

jdiddy

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Feb 6, 2004
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Originally posted by: gotensan01
Originally posted by: KLin
19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.



20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.



AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.

This is good!


Got me too
 

Kelvrick

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Feb 14, 2001
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Hah! I was reading it quickly so I read about the checking #9 before I actually did so. I refuse to check! Is the 9 really missing?