You know you're getting too fat when...

[NathanBWF]

...before work you have to make another hole in your belt using a power drill because that last notch just isn't big enough any more. 🙁

I really need to renew that gym membership.

 

[bonkers325]

must be one hell of a belt that holds up your pants if you're using a power drill :Q

 

[Patt]

You huff and puff walking the six stairs up to your office.

 

[calvinbiss]

just eat healthier, i recently had to put a hole in my belt, but the other way, and i never (rarely) work out.

 

[tami]

or buy an elliptical trainer!

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: NathanBWF
...before work you have to make another hole in your belt using a power drill because that last notch just isn't big enough any more. 🙁

I really need to renew that gym membership.

that is just sad

 

[Koenigsegg]

Burn it off fatty mcfat.

 

[compnovice]

When a 80 year old overtakes you while walking.....

 

[NathanBWF]

Originally posted by: bonkers325
must be one hell of a belt that holds up your pants if you're using a power drill :Q

It's just a standard leather dress belt...but the damn thing is strong! Tried poking a hole through it with a knife first but I couldn't get it through.

That's when I looked to my left and noticed my power drill sitting there...😀

 

[IAteYourMother]

Originally posted by: compnovice
When a 80 year old overtakes you while walking.....

then you're 81 🙂

 

[NathanBWF]

Now that I think of it, I think I'm just going to stop wearing pants period.

 

[bonkers325]

Originally posted by: NathanBWF
Now that I think of it, I think I'm just going to stop wearing pants period.

get a mumu

 

[AMCRambler]

...you need a boomerang to put on your belt.

 

[jonjonsanfru]

Just to make you feel bad about being out of shape... I got up to 195 last year after working 6 months on a house (school in the morning, working on my house until 2am). I am now back to my normal weight of 160 (+/- 5lbs)... i had to punch an extra notch on the OTHER side of the belt so that it would be tight enough to hold my pants up AND no stretch marks from the muscle growth/loss. Sad though, my fav pair of ratty cargo shorts no longer fit comfortable - serious synchage going on.

I'd so EAT IT HOMESLICE... but don't, get off your lazy arse 😛 Eat less, work out more. Retraining your body to eat less and more healthy is hard, ask my dad - quadruple bypass and he still sneaks calories and saturated fat.