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You know you're a nerd when (Now with readable english cliff's)

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Thanks to my ingeniously innovative automation techniques, my data entry girls and dev team accomplished our work a solid HALF HOUR faster than we did on Friday. This means we've taken 2 and a half hours of work and turned it into a mere 10 minutes (would be 30 seconds if we didn't have to do data entry, but that requires that someone buy equipment so that we can go with plan A which uses scan cards and a punch-pad to replace the current paper-and-pencil method which needs to be inputted to teh computers manually.

But anyway, we were all shitting around, my gay protege was doing something intelligent, the girls were doing homework and playing on teh intarweb, and I'm hanging out with them. I'm LITERALLY about to ask, it's the next word in the mental queue. Then *BAM* a MS Word window pops up and starts typing "I need to fix this computer." She's then fascinated as the computer seems to quit word all by itself, log off, and login as administrator. "TONY WHAT'S IT DOING"

So I end up in a Q&A about remote administration for the next hour. Boo!~ If I ever find out who did that, I'll have to remove their testicles. I wanted to grab the keyboard damn bad and type "COCKBLOCK!" but that would've been inappropriate.

Cliff's Notes for those who have NFI what I just said:
1) I rock at process automation.
2) Was about to ask chick to prom.
3) Some douchebag remotely hijacks computer for administration purposes
4) End up doing Q&A about remote administration with girl instead.
5) Tech is a cockblocking bastard.
 
Originally posted by: Landroval
Well, you could think of it as "saving you from getting rejected" 😉
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Nah, postponing the inevitable. Wednesday...

Also, apparently the douche was unable to fix one of the systems, so he'll be on-location in a few days. I may have to give him what-for at that time.
 
I hope you speak English better than you type it, or the girl wouldn't have known what the hell you were talking about anyway.
 
if you dont mind, explain to me how you incorporated fuzzy logic. do you even know what that is? i am waiting anxiously to hear you make a fool out of yourself :laugh:
 
Originally posted by: pyonir
I hope you speak English better than you type it, or the girl wouldn't have known what the hell you were talking about anyway.
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My language cadence is unusual, yes. Back when I was just a LITTLE douchebag, the psychologists and speech therapists figured that there's nothing deficient about it, it's just abnormal. Apparently, I organize thought differently.

Usually it makes sense, it just sounds "different and intriguing" and some girls love the hell out of it. Sometimes, though, I just start to ramble (like the OP) and they end up going "WTFBBQ?"
 
Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle
Jesus H Christ, can you please string a fvcking sentence together without getting sidetracked 15 times with parenthetical remarks?
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Occasionally. Will edit OP in a moment.

Originally posted by: Bigsm00th
if you dont mind, explain to me how you incorporated fuzzy logic. do you even know what that is? i am waiting anxiously to hear you make a fool out of yourself :laugh:
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The way I understand it, though I suspect that I'm wrong, is that critical choices are made on an uncertain scale. If I'm wrong, I'll gladly substitute the words "random number generator."

Originally posted by: Mo0o
Are you going to cut your hair for prom?
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Affirmative.
 
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