You Know You're a Man...

[Dari]

when you grab your manhood as you ponder the mysteries of the universe. My gf thinks its odd for me to do such a thing. Surely I'm not the only one here.

Guys, please list your other moments that reaffirms your manhood.

 

[Deeko]

I generally don't ponder the mysteries of the universe....

 

[TommyVercetti]

Usually before I post in a thread which is about to get locked. Yeah.

 

[Dari]

Originally posted by: Deeko
I generally don't ponder the mysteries of the universe....

alright Jack Handy: Deep Thoughts.

 

[ScrapSilicon]

ok

 

[Emveach]

I have the ability to think without touching myself. I learned that skill before kindergarden. Guess you missed that lesson while growing up.....

 

[ChrisIsBored]

And why if your girlfriend with you?

 

[WinkOsmosis]

I'd be worried if you grabbed your manhood and pondered the Masters of the Universe.

 

[MailBoxHead]

Originally posted by: Deeko
I generally don't ponder the mysteries of the universe....

Wow, I find that REALLY suprising coming from you.

 

[Growltiger]

Originally posted by: WinkOsmosis
I'd be worried if you grabbed your manhood and pondered the Masters of the Universe.

LOL

 

[Kevin]

You know you're a man when your girlfriend's head is bobbing up and down while you ponder the mysteries of the universe...

 

[Ciber]

Originally posted by: kevin000
You know you're a man when your girlfriend's head is bobbing up and down while you ponder the mysteries of the universe...

:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q

 

[wfbberzerker]

Originally posted by: kevin000
You know you're a man when your girlfriend's head is bobbing up and down while you ponder the mysteries of the universe...

why, because she's agreeing with you?

 

[Kevin]

Originally posted by: wfbberzerker
why, because she's agreeing with you?

Um, yeah...

 

[prodigy]

Originally posted by: WinkOsmosis
I'd be worried if you grabbed your manhood and pondered the Masters of the Universe.

LOL

 

[BooGiMaN]

ok i dont get it..when you ponder the mysteries of the universe, so you always check to see if the package is still there..or are you checking for shrinkage or did you download a pic of a woman named universe or is pondering the mysterioes of the universe a secret code to let your gf know youll be in the bathroom a lot longer with your newly arrived penthouse/victorias secret catalog or what?

im just asking, cuz i really dont have to check my package to know im still a man

 

[newt]

Originally posted by: WinkOsmosis
I'd be worried if you grabbed your manhood and pondered the Masters of the Universe.

LOL...