You know your life is going downhill when...

[Syringer]

you drink regular orange juice without vodka and it tastes funny.

 

[NinjaGnome]

ahh yes, ive had that happen before after a night of cointreau and OJ. Didnt drink OJ for weeks after that.

 

[lobbyone]

Funny in what way

 

[goatjc]

or you stop pouring the milk like a beer

 

[MichaelD]

Welcome to the Functional Alcoholics Club. Membership ain't cheap, but you know that already, don'cha, Hangover Harry?

 

[archiloco]

your wife leaves you to be come the bearded lady at the circus

 

[j00fek]

maybe its bad, get some new stuff

 

[hjo3]

Uh oh, time to check into Wonderland with Lindsey Lohan and Mike Tyson.

 

[TheRock2]

I have never been a fan of Screwdrivers.

 

[Inspector Jihad]

screwdrivers are delicious!

 

[Syringer]

Originally posted by: TheRock2
I have never been a fan of Screwdrivers.

Great first post!