You know you have ADD / ADHD when...

[bamacre]

Originally posted by: bamacre
I agree, things will pick up. Life is like butt sex, sometimes, you get fvcked, sometimes you get to do the fvcking. In the long run, it's probably not worth it. But if you wear a condom, the sun comes up the next day. And when you babble on about all kinds of crap, and people stop listening to you, well, you know it's the wrong day to stop sniffing glue. Back in 1987, I had a dog named scruffy. Scruffy had a problem, and I couldn't help. But I loved that dog, more than anything else in the world. Except this girl. Her name was Amanda. She had a belly the size of a V8 engine. Loud, too. And if you changed the oil when you were supposed to, it runs fine, like a well-kept computer, only without the network card. I hate network cards, but not as much as printers. Printers were the most God-awful thing man ever hooked up to a computer. Except for USB flash drives. You plug 'em in, and what to do you get? Crap. Just like butt sex.

 

[axelfox]

. . . you post things to which have no poi . . hey! Let's go ride our bikes!

 

[Byte]

I don't have AD....wow did you see how big watermelons get? What happens if black holes suck up all dark matter? For some reason i can't figure out what the difference between sepuku and harakiri is. Oh Hulk came out I wonder if its good. I need to cut my hear. Naruto is still in filler arc, damn! I like to eat chicken cooked in olive oil and garlic. I should go play tennis tomorrow. Holy crap only 2 more days till series premier of House...and Advent Children. I should try out WOW. I should turn of my DVD drive. Oh its time to look for new wallpaper! My friend said i have ADD, she is WRONG!

 

[Bassyhead]

Originally posted by: Sam334
...you start a thread about knowing when you have ADD / ADHD.

 

[Chode Messiah]

the stratospheric nature of the molecular structure of the hypotenuse of the mm thats good nookie?

 

[DaFinn]

...whats ADD/ADHD???

 

[darqice]

uhh

 

[DVad3r]

you can't stfu

 

[CaptnKirk]

you P&N on ATOT

 

[Britboy]

you snort coke and it relaxes you

 

[yhelothar]

you spend all day daydreaming and you think of an invention.

 

[bapace]

You know you have ADD/ADHD when you suck at school because you don't apply yourself and you need a reason why you don't apply yourself, other than the fact that you are just a lazy fvck.

 

[yllus]

...you can't bother finishing this sente

 

[Fullmetal Chocobo]

You know you have ADD when...

Hey, you wanna go ride bikes?
Tas.

 

[suicidalpigeon]

i just sneezed