You know you are old when...

[Malak]

You visit a trampoline center and after 30 minutes it feels like you have a dislocated liver, among other things.

 

[Bignate603]

How about when you get a feeling that somewhere, somehow, there is a kid getting on to your lawn?

 

[olds]

Brandon, get off my lawn!

 

[guyver01]

 

[Crono]

You know you're old when... what was I saying?

 

[rudeguy]

I had my ear hair trimmed with a haircut once.

Never felt that old in my life.

 

[stargazr]

........you find yourself looking for your reading glasses, which are on top of your head or hanging from your collar.

 

[Malak]

........you find yourself looking for your reading glasses, which are on top of your head or hanging from your collar.

I have the eyes of an eagle, and the body of a sloth...

 

[BoomerD]

You can remember when the air was clean...and sex was dirty.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

You visit a trampoline center and after 30 minutes it feels like you have a dislocated liver, among other things.

When you didn't have to sign a waiver absolving the owner, manufacturer and, anyone in a 12 block radius for injuries received while playing on one.

 

[Ichinisan]

WTF is a "trampoline center?"

Sounds like you were jumping...not shopping for a trampoline.

 

[Malak]

WTF is a "trampoline center?"

Sounds like you were jumping...not shopping for a trampoline.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4-CAunGqmE

 

[Ichinisan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4-CAunGqmE

Looks like fun...except the Backstreet Boys music.

 

[Malak]

Looks like fun...except the Backstreet Boys music.

I have sound off, just grabbed a random video. Just walking into a place like that will make you feel old though, mostly kids go. Burn a thousand calories in an hour if you can take it though.

 

[pyonir]

You know you are old when you say things like, "you know you are old when".

 

[davmat787]

You know you are old when someone keeps telling you their name is Brandon, yet you don't give a crap?

Seems like one of the advantages of getting old is just not giving a shit about trivial things like peoples names anymore. Did you ever see the Seinfeld episode where Jerry's klept uncle gets off shoplifting by claiming old age? Old age == excuse for real life trolling for lulz I guess. :awe:

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

You know you're old when you shamelessly break out the binoculars at the beach.

 

[nanette1985]

You know you're old when you go to funerals of your friends and they stop saying "he died so young, before his time".

 

[CKTurbo128]

You know when you're old when everyone else in a bar/club/restaurant is a good five years (or more) younger than you.

 

[IronWing]

You wonder why the barber is spending so much time with the back of your head and seemingly ignoring the top.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

You go to the barber and get the "bald is beautiful" discount...

 

[Newbian]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4-CAunGqmE

Kinda cool but with no fear of falling off the edge and landing on the hard ground or even worse only half fall and getting caught on the edge and smacking your two boys makes just another example of kids getting made pussies these days.

Screw safety.

 

[destrekor]

I have sound off, just grabbed a random video. Just walking into a place like that will make you feel old though, mostly kids go. Burn a thousand calories in an hour if you can take it though.

I would so go to one of these "trampolene centers"... problem is, I just now discovered such a place exists. To make matters worse, I'm fairly confident there is no such thing in my area. Dammit.

 

[Matt1970]

You know you are old when you have to scroll way down in web forms for the year you were born.

 

[God Mode]

When eating too much pizza upsets your stomach for days. The acid refluxxxxx.