You know you are a Conservative IF

[ImTyping]

You Know You're Conservative If:
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You're "Pro life" and support the Death Penalty.

You think cutting Education is better for America's children.

You think everybody on welfare are lazy people who don't work.

You rant and rave about the evils of drugs... unless that drug happens to be tobacco.

You adore employment ("Workfare&quot... but if a company owner downsizes thousands of jobs for money they don't need, that's okay because he should be able to make a profit no matter what.

You feel, everyone was "created equal" unless that person is gay.

You find humor in saying "Algore" and "Klinton"

You think anything left of Richard Nixon is communism.

You think Hillary Rhodam-Clinton is a flaming, anti-christ-like, communist wench.

You try to convince people God is a capitalist.

You believe welfare money should not go to the poor but to rich people.

You think workers should be paid whatever their employers want. No matter what the situation.

You think the media is led by those "liberal" corporate owners.

You think everyone in America should be speaking English, like it or not.

You love the Second amendment to death, but don't mind exceptions to the first and fourth amendment.

You endorse free speech/religion to further Christianity but ignore freedom from government enforced religion.

You scream about all that awful filth on television, then go wave a picture of an aborted fetus in front of a school or refer to the Starr Report constantly.

You always blame all minority problems on the minority with the problem.

You are convinced Dan Quayle is a very intelligent person.

You actually care whether or not Clinton "inhaled"

You think women only support abortions for selfish reasons.

You Insist people pay horribly for tax increases, but turn a deaf ear to the people that get hurt from tax cuts.

You compare Al Gore to the unabomber .

You think democrats are the only ones who are slippery when it comes to campaign money.

You think democrats are the only ones demonizing the opponent come election campaigns.

You think that because liberals don't like war they hate the people fighting them.

You prefer to argue with labels instead of facts and ideas.

You go ballistic whenever somebody uses the word "racist" in any context other than to describe affirmative action.

You actually believe that there is no sexism in this country.

You hate hate hate hate HATE taxes, because it's really your money! Unless that tax money goes to military spending, or the drug war, or Deficit hawking, or corporate welfare, or huge prisons, or huge border patrols...

You pass judgment on people based on how many zeros they can put after a number one on a check.

You count your age from conception.
You think Rush Limbaugh is family entertainment.
You think G. Gordon Liddy is both sane and wise.
You think Ollie North is a true patriot.
You think Pat Robertson is a Saint
You think 700 Club is the best program to watch on television
And finally, you know you're a conservative if you don't get the point of this.

Copyright - Sinistral, 1998
From: At least I will let you know who actually wrote this stuff...Someone Who bothers to stand and be counted.

--And Finally, Mine--
You know you are a Conservative IF:
You copy and paste someone else's hard word and pass it off as your own...

 

[Balt]

You Know You're ImTyping If:

You post worthless poop.



Edit: A little more in-depth analysis.

<<You're &quot;Pro life&quot; and support the Death Penalty.>>

First, I personally think executing a guilty party and trying to save a potential life that has done nothing wrong are a little different.
Your first example can be easily reversed. You know there are many liberals who support abortion but not the death penalty. That is just as puzzling if not more so.

<<You find humor in saying &quot;Algore&quot; and &quot;Klinton&quot;>>

Funny, I've never seen that one. But I see &quot;RepubliKlan&quot; or some derivation thereof in almost every political thread.

<<You think Hillary Rhodam-Clinton is a flaming, anti-christ-like, communist wench.>>

I don't think that, but she did try to establish universal health care which seems pretty damn socialist to me.

<< You believe welfare money should not go to the poor but to rich people.>>

Oh, I see. So all those billions of dollars Bush just agreed to give poor farmers (who get screwed by low produce prices) is going to the 'rich.'

<<You think everyone in America should be speaking English, like it or not.>>

Is there anything wrong with expecting American citizens to speak English (the official language of our country)? They can keep their native language for their lifetime, but they should be able to communicate to the majority of the population as well.



As for the rest, I don't have time (I doubt ANYONE has time for that kind of rhetoric). Needless to say most of them are equally as foolish.

You should note that I am not a Republican. I agree with their politics in many financial matter, but dislike the constant spewing about 'morals' and censorship. However, your post is just completely lacking any logic.

 

[Sluggo]

<< You're &quot;Pro life&quot; and support the Death Penalty. >>



And liberals are pro-abortion and opposed to the death penalty.



<< You hate hate hate hate HATE taxes, because it's really your money! >>



It is really my money, why should I be thrilled about giving it away?

 

[Nutdotnet]

Hey not all Liberals are against the death penalty.

I am pro-choice but I think that a person should be put to death if he/she is found guilty of a horrendous crime.

 

[Tominator]

I'd debunct every moronic sentence, but I ain't gonna waste the space....since a moron posted it...

 

[ImTyping]

~~~and the first two clones have arrived~~~
From the list I copied:


<< You prefer to argue with labels instead of facts and ideas. >>



And a quote from the first worthless conservative clone:



<< You Know You're ImTyping If:

You post worthless poop. >>



Yes, the battle of labels and name calling will begin again...

 

[ElFenix]

i'd like to point out that since the author uses capital letters, Democrats and Republicans should be capitalized when refering to the parties. otherwise, sentences like, &quot;You think democrats are the only ones who are slippery when it comes to campaign money&quot; refers to people who believe in democracy as a system.





<< You compare Al Gore to the unabomber . >>


well, they both have beards. ummm... both were in hiding for a while... i think i've seen al in a pair of aviators, but never a hooded jogging sweater. AFAIK al has never sent package bombs.

 

[ViperMagic]

Damn.. that like described me perfectly. Well, most anyway

 

[shiner]

<< From: At least I will let you know who actually wrote this stuff...Someone Who bothers to stand and be counted.

--And Finally, Mine--
You know you are a Conservative IF:
You copy and paste someone else's hard word and pass it off as your own... >>




I never claimed what I posted was my own work. Someone sent it to me via email so I have no idea where it actually came from. Chill out...the list I posted was a humorous, yet true, look at the hypocrisy of Liberal beliefs......I didn't mean to make you cry.

 

[Balt]

<<Yes, the battle of labels and name calling will begin again...>>

I'm sorry, but what I posted was a fact. Your post had absolutely no worth whatsoever. That does not constitute 'name-calling.'


And by the way, your post leads me to believe you are a commie. <--- That is labeling and name-calling, and a fairly accurate assessment I would say.