You Know You Are a ATOTer When...

[Nik]

You're ALL a bunch of noobs.

You're a real ATOTer when your CPU is cold with solution.

/thread

 

[guyver01]

...you know how to derail a thread faster than a Kiwi can trip a sheep.

When you have a listing of links you can use when someone mentions sheepfuckers (aka NZ'ers)

 

[acheron]

When you know that cheesecake is a pie, not a cake.

 

[Wyndru]

Wow this thread went NSFW quick. My coworker saw those sheep pics lol.

 

[dank69]

Your standard response to what you are doing this weekend is "Hookers and blow."

 

[rudeguy]

Your standard response to what you are doing this weekend is "Hookers and blow."

I messed up and said that around my son.

Now 13 year old lil' rudeguy thinks its awesome.

 

[dank69]

I messed up and said that around my son.

Now 13 year old lil' rudeguy thinks its awesome.

That sound more like proper parenting to me...

 

[rudeguy]

That sound more like proper parenting to me...

its scary how much like me he is.

He has awesome manners when its time for manners but is also random as hell when its time to mess around. The other day he said something smart to me so I told him I was going to kick him in the nuts. Without even thinking he replied "no dad...I might need those some day!"

I was laughing like a retard after that

 

[meltdown75]

mannnnnnnnnn Nik totally stole my reply

you know you're an ATOTer when your sister's pet chicken is pecking your motherboard

 

[Possessed Freak]

When you arrive on the scene and say better Nate than lever.

 

[DAPUNISHER]

I am not an ATOTer, but I'll play-

You tell guys bragging about a girl they got with "pics or ban!"

When exaggerating the amount of something, you use "eleventy billion"

Your best advice is "use the stance of dominance."

You know more about jeans than you ever wanted to.

You can explain to people why the plane takes off.

Your worst insult for someone IRL, is to characterize them as being like one of the trolls here.

When you arrive some place shortly before closing, you declare "In before the lock!"

 

[Barfo]

- When your ass is really sore but it was worth it because now you can afford that GTX 480 Tri-SLI.

 

[911paramedic]

Pics?

 

[meltdown75]

I am not an ATOTer, but I'll play-

You tell guys bragging about a girl they got with "pics or ban!"

When exaggerating the amount of something, you use "eleventy billion"

Your best advice is "use the stance of dominance."

You know more about jeans than you ever wanted to.

You can explain to people why the plane takes off.

Your worst insult for someone IRL, is to characterize them as being like one of the trolls here.

When you arrive some place shortly before closing, you declare "In before the lock!"

BAHAHAHahhAhahAhah!

 

[acheron]

When you're in a boring meeting at work and interrupt the discussion to say "This meeting is now about waffles".

 

[Sentrosi2121]

...anytime someone starts to talk about an insect problem you say, "Nuke it from orbit. Only way to be sure."

 

[MrChad]

When you throw a brick at someone's truck to maintain your stance of dominance.

 

[JTsyo]

-you set up cameras on your lawn to capture any UPS drivers that might happen to come by
-Callout people who bring up topics that have already been discussed
-You beat up/ kill all the d-bags you see in the news.

 

[edro]

When you ask all people who tell a story about their wife "Pics of wife?"