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You Know You Are a ATOTer When...

mafia

mafia

Golden Member
Haven't seen a thread like this.... so here is a fresh start.

You Know You Are a ATOTer When..

- you start using "/rant", "/discussion" etc.. in regular conversations.
- you ask random people you just met for free ipods.
- you realize that its 4am and you have work in two hours.
- the last time you went outside was when the forums were down.

Yeah mine are a bit lame but post em up!! 😛
 
I knew a professor who would forewarn the entire class before he went on a rant. His rants were awesome 🙂
 
-When you point out how disgusting some model looks but go home and bang your 40+ y/o 300 lb wife.
-claim to having been with 300 hot chicks but go into the love and relationships forum and ask if the chick at the taco bell drive thru has a crush on you because she smiled at you.
-Hate bicyclists, motorcyclists, and anyone else that looks to be having fun because you're a 400lb bed ridden fat fuck.
 
When I got banned a month ago.....

I joined the gym.
Met several girls.
Got 2 emails.
Went to my VFW meetings.
Joined Izaak Walton.

Yup, this place has changed me. And the only way I knew it was after not coming here for a month.
 
-you say "id hit it" at impossibly inopportune moments like "at a funeral" or "while my 400 lb female manager is bending over"

-your mind is constantly clouded with worries like "high end german sedans cost a lot to maintain" and "the girth of my penis prevents intercourse with anyone but the freakiest porn stars and american apparel models"

-you have zero debt, and have paid off both your own house and all "investment properties"

-you bought the last 200 big money stocks at their lowest price, and sold at the highest, all the while maxing out your IRA and contributing liberally to an index fund
 
IronWing said:
...you know how to derail a thread faster than a Kiwi can trip a sheep.
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...you not only ask a girl to hold her hand, you specify which one you want to hold. Of course you do this while she is trapped in your car.
 
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