You Know You Are a ATOTer When...

[mafia]

Haven't seen a thread like this.... so here is a fresh start.

You Know You Are a ATOTer When..

- you start using "/rant", "/discussion" etc.. in regular conversations.
- you ask random people you just met for free ipods.
- you realize that its 4am and you have work in two hours.
- the last time you went outside was when the forums were down.

Yeah mine are a bit lame but post em up!!

 

[BurnItDwn]

Ok, I'll give you 1.5/10 for the free ipod comment. But the rest, meh...

 

[mafia]

- you inflate your tires to the maximum sidewall pressure.

 

[coldmeat]

- you frequent the Anandtech Off Topic forum

 

[Schadenfroh]

- You use an alternator as a unit of measure

 

[BurnItDwn]

- you inflate your tires to the maximum sidewall pressure.

Hah ... I remember that guy ... ugh

 

[TecHNooB]

I knew a professor who would forewarn the entire class before he went on a rant. His rants were awesome

 

[OILFIELDTRASH]

-When you point out how disgusting some model looks but go home and bang your 40+ y/o 300 lb wife.
-claim to having been with 300 hot chicks but go into the love and relationships forum and ask if the chick at the taco bell drive thru has a crush on you because she smiled at you.
-Hate bicyclists, motorcyclists, and anyone else that looks to be having fun because you're a 400lb bed ridden fat fuck.

 

[techs]

- You use an alternator as a unit of measure

:thumbsup:
Everyone knows this.



oops.

 

[ShawnD1]

yer an ATOTer when

If you're like me, I'm 210lbs and trying to keep my bench press at 255 while losing my fat... now this is a little harder.

 

[shortylickens]

When I got banned a month ago.....

I joined the gym.
Met several girls.
Got 2 emails.
Went to my VFW meetings.
Joined Izaak Walton.

Yup, this place has changed me. And the only way I knew it was after not coming here for a month.

 

[joesmoke]

-you say "id hit it" at impossibly inopportune moments like "at a funeral" or "while my 400 lb female manager is bending over"

-your mind is constantly clouded with worries like "high end german sedans cost a lot to maintain" and "the girth of my penis prevents intercourse with anyone but the freakiest porn stars and american apparel models"

-you have zero debt, and have paid off both your own house and all "investment properties"

-you bought the last 200 big money stocks at their lowest price, and sold at the highest, all the while maxing out your IRA and contributing liberally to an index fund

 

[zerocool84]

When you see someone fighting and proceed to bust out your popcorn and lawnchair.

 

[mafia]

When you see someone fighting and proceed to bust out your popcorn and lawnchair.

:awe:

 

[Wyndru]

- You forget to use the search function.

http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=1158491

http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=240762

 

[Cuda1447]

When you see someone fighting and proceed to bust out your popcorn and lawnchair.

Awesome!



- When someone fails to finish a story and you yell SPIDER!

 

[911paramedic]

You know the pros and cons of purchasing beef in bulk.

 

[ShawnD1]

You know the pros and cons of purchasing beef in bulk.

pro - saves money
con - you don't eat it fast enough and it spoils?

 

[zerocool84]

When mice pop-out of your air conditioner.

 

[qliveur]

When you see someone fighting and proceed to bust out your popcorn and lawnchair.

Yeah, that's it.

 

[MustangSVT]

when this thread makes sense and is actually moderately entertaining.

 

[IronWing]

...you know how to derail a thread faster than a Kiwi can trip a sheep.

 

[911paramedic]

...you know how to derail a thread faster than a Kiwi can trip a sheep.

 

[theflyingpig]

...you not only ask a girl to hold her hand, you specify which one you want to hold. Of course you do this while she is trapped in your car.

 

[911paramedic]

...you not only ask a girl to hold her hand, you specify which one you want to hold. Of course you do this while she is trapped in your car.

...and know to run if she has pointy elbows.