You know what's cool?

[shortylickens]

You know what's cool?
Getting seated right away at Applebees.
Whats even cooler?
Being seated near a hottie.
Whats cooler than that?
Being seated lower than the hottie.
You know what's EVEN cooler?
When she has a skirt.
But whats cooler than that?
When she likes to uncross her legs.
But Shorty, what could possibly be cooler than that?
When you're pretty sure she's got no undies.

But you know what sucks?
When you're pretty sure she's underage.


But you know what sucks more than anything in the world?





Do you?










Do you really?







When her old man catches you!





On a side note, Applebees has these awesome desserts which I highly recommend everyone checks out.
Just dont check out anything thats not actually on the menu.
😉

 

[paulney]

No pics? Ban!

 

[herm0016]

oh dear... are you still allowed in the place?

 

[summit]

w/e she was hurtin' for a squirtin'

 

[waffleironhead]

Was there grass on the field?

 

[pstylesss]

Good god, where are the pics? You should know better.

 

[legoman666]

Originally posted by: paulney
No pics? Ban!

thank god this was the first reply. However, it shouldn't even have to be asked.

 

[pyonir]

I'm all turned on now... 🙁

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

Originally posted by: paulney
No pics? Ban!

of an apparent underage girl... stupid pedo's on ATOT anymore....

 

[shortylickens]

If you guys need upskirt pics I'm pretty sure a couple places on the internet will help you.

I'm pretty crazy, but I dont walk around eating establishments with a camera on my shoe.
Though, I am foolish enough to stare at nice, smooth thighs for 10 minutes straight.

 

[SampSon]

Applebees?
Did you check to make sure she had all her teeth?
Do you have all your teeth?

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: SampSon
Applebees?
Did you check to make sure she had all her teeth?
Do you have all your teeth?

decent happy hour at applebees IMO. tall ass domestic beer for cheap...decent apps for average price...its all good.

 

[91TTZ]

Originally posted by: DisgruntledVirus

Originally posted by: paulney
No pics? Ban!

of an apparent underage girl... stupid pedo's on ATOT anymore....

Yeah, it's horrible.

 

[George P Burdell]

Originally posted by: shortylickens
When her old man catches you!

Uh oh, time to raise the threat advisory level.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: SampSon
Applebees?
Did you check to make sure she had all her teeth?
Do you have all your teeth?

c'mon, it's not thaaaaat bad.

Sampson doesn't hang with the common folk.

 

[Gothgar]

now wait.... you are pretty sure she had no panties, or you are definitely sure?

 

[Aharami]

with the way girls are aging these days, if you think they are underage, they are WAAAY underage.
congrats OP, you're a pedo 😛

 

[sash1]

i hate applebees


-used to work there.... for waaaay too long-

 

[shortylickens]

I am not sure. I have a fairly reasonable feeling she maybe went commando that day.
Will go back when I am no longer recognized.

Also, I think the simple fact her daddy was with her assures underage.

 

[LaBella]

pedo bear does NOT approve. NO PICS= BAN

 

[darkswordsman17]

Originally posted by: shortylickens
I am not sure. I have a fairly reasonable feeling she maybe went commando that day.
Will go back when I am no longer recognized.

Also, I think the simple fact her daddy was with her assures underage.

So, you're really trying to tell us you've never actually seen a vagina before.

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Originally posted by: darkswordsman17

Originally posted by: shortylickens
I am not sure. I have a fairly reasonable feeling she maybe went commando that day.
Will go back when I am no longer recognized.

Also, I think the simple fact her daddy was with her assures underage.

So, you're really trying to tell us you've never actually seen a vagina before.

rofl...

 

[shortylickens]

OK, this is similar to what I saw at Applebees: Girl number 1, denim skirt.
NOT SAFE FOR WORK YOU DUMB BASTARDS!!!!

Keep in mind that Applebees girl was much prettier, but she did have the grown up legs so I didnt feel ashamed staring.
Also because she had the grown up legs I had a difficult time telling if she had undies.
Every once in a while she would shift and show a little more but I could not be sure. If she did have something on it must have been a flesh colored g-string.

 

[Modeps]

Originally posted by: shortylickens
OK, this is similar to what I saw at Applebees: Girl number 1, denim skirt.
NOT SAFE FOR WORK YOU DUMB BASTARDS!!!!

Keep in mind that Applebees girl was much prettier, but she did have the grown up legs so I didnt feel ashamed staring.
Also because she had the grown up legs I had a difficult time telling if she had undies.
Every once in a while she would shift and show a little more but I could not be sure. If she did have something on it must have been a flesh colored g-string.

MOTORBOAT.

 

[sutahz]

Originally posted by: shortylickens
But whats cooler than that?
When she likes to uncross her legs.
But Shorty, what could possibly be cooler than that?
When you're pretty sure she's got no undies.

?? Why even post ??