You know those campaign officials...

[NanoStuff]

They brief you about some bullshit and hand you some propaganda about ****** knows what because you never read the damn things.

The moment I wait for is when they ask you if they can stick one of their poster things in your lawn. I always say, "SURE, OF COURSE!".

A moment after they leave I get a thick black marker and write "sucks balls" right under their name... hehehe.

But that varies, depending on how much of my valuable time they waste. It's usually 1-2 minutes which I value at 'sucks balls', up to the rare 5+ minutes which receives a "touches little boys".

 

[Yzzim]

this thread sucks balls

 

[KLin]

Originally posted by: NanoStuff
They brief you about some bullshit and hand you some propaganda about ****** knows what because you never read the damn things.

The moment I wait for is when they ask you if they can stick one of their poster things in your lawn. I always say, "SURE, OF COURSE!".

A moment after they leave I get a thick black marker and write "sucks balls" right under their name... hehehe.

But that varies, depending on how much of my valuable time they waste. It's usually 1-2 minutes which I value at 'sucks balls', up to the rare 5+ minutes which receives a "touches little boys".

You're an asshole. :thumbsdown:

 

[NanoStuff]

Oh, and one time it was some decent looking asian fella, but nonetheless, wasted my time, so I wrote "ate my dog". I hope I cost at least one of them the election

 

[DrPizza]

Originally posted by: NanoStuff
They brief you about some bullshit and hand you some propaganda about ****** knows what because you never read the damn things.

The moment I wait for is when they ask you if they can stick one of their poster things in your lawn. I always say, "SURE, OF COURSE!".

A moment after they leave I get a thick black marker and write "sucks balls" right under their name... hehehe.

But that varies, depending on how much of my valuable time they waste. It's usually 1-2 minutes which I value at 'sucks balls', up to the rare 5+ minutes which receives a "touches little boys".

Uhh huh, yeah, sure.
<confused>
I thought you were older than 12??
</confused>

 

[Whitecloak]

Originally posted by: NanoStuff
Oh, and one time it was some decent looking asian fella, but nonetheless, wasted my time, so I wrote "ate my dog". I hope I cost at least one of them the election

people like you make me wonder about democracy

 

[Stunt]

OP, Who did you vote for?

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: NanoStuff
They brief you about some bullshit and hand you some propaganda about ****** knows what because you never read the damn things.

The moment I wait for is when they ask you if they can stick one of their poster things in your lawn. I always say, "SURE, OF COURSE!".

A moment after they leave I get a thick black marker and write "sucks balls" right under their name... hehehe.

But that varies, depending on how much of my valuable time they waste. It's usually 1-2 minutes which I value at 'sucks balls', up to the rare 5+ minutes which receives a "touches little boys".

I call shens. Your time is worth at most $5.25 an hour.

 

[techs]

I nominate this as the thread most deserving to be locked.
Of all time.

 

[DrPizza]

Originally posted by: techs
I nominate this as the thread most deserving to be locked.
Of all time.

No, I don't think it should be locked... I think it should be left open for a while so the OP can be faced with the collective of AT telling him what an idiot he is. lmao, a sign, such as one he described, says nothing about the candidate. He may as well put a sign in his front lawn that says "I'm an idiot."

 

[DrPizza]

Then again, KLin pretty much summed up the thread in the 2nd reply.

edit: Perhaps the OP's nickname, "nanostuff" refers to the size of his "package"... he's trying to sound like a thug to compensate.

 

[waggy]

uhh. if you do not want it in the yard why not just tell them no? i really do not see the need to act like a child.

 

[DrPizza]

Originally posted by: waggy
uhh. if you do not want it in the yard why not just tell them no? i really do not see the need to act like a child.

He's acting like a child because he IS a child... read his other threads. He lives with mommy and daddy. Yeah, sure:
A) campaign official is going to ask the little kid for permission instead of mommy and daddy
B) Mommy and daddy are going to allow him to do that.


Then again, mommy and daddy left the garage door open and his bikey-wikey was stolen. Perhaps they decided to punish him, but because of their (obviously) poor parenting skills, they didn't want to do it directly and are blaming someone else. referenced thread

 

[NanoStuff]

Ahahaha. I am teh funnie!

 

[NanoStuff]

Originally posted by: waggy
uhh. if you do not want it in the yard why not just tell them no? i really do not see the need to act like a child.

It's hard for an old man to understand.

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: NanoStuff

Originally posted by: waggy
uhh. if you do not want it in the yard why not just tell them no? i really do not see the need to act like a child.

It's hard for an old man to understand.

I guess.

I don't see the point in something like this.

 

[chambersc]

OP, you're my hero! I never thought of this...hilarious.