You know that thing in the back of your throat that looks like a female penis?

[Fritzo]

If your female has a penis....look out!!!

 

[Kirby]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
If your female has a penis....look out!!!

Surprize butt sex!

 

[TheKub]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
If your female has a penis....look out!!!

Definitely a trap.

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy

Originally posted by: SagaLore

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
What the fuck does a female penis look like? Do you mean it's missing?

A female penis is a clitoris. Sex much?

A clitoris is NOT a penis. That's like saying a foot is just a hand for your leg; they aren't the same thing. That's why we have different words for them. They perform different functions.

Just for the hell of it, try downloading some female bodybuilder porn sometime. Then you'll have a different perspective on the subject.

 

[KeithTalent]

When I was a youth, my dentist put one of those saliva-sucking tubes in my mouth while she worked on my teeth. Well the sucker ended up sitting on/near my uvula and when the freezing finally wore off an hour or two later, I noticed my uvula was ginormous!

It hurt like a sonofabitch and it felt like I was going to suck the whole thing down my throat everytime I swallowed. It was just laying on my tongue like a dead fish for a couple of days, before it finally healed.

I've been very careful with those sucker things ever since. They should really warn you about those types of things!!

KT

 

[TheKub]

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
When I was a youth, my dentist put one of those saliva-sucking tubes in my mouth while she worked on my teeth. Well the sucker ended up sitting on/near my uvula and when the freezing finally wore off an hour or two later, I noticed my uvula was ginormous!

It hurt like a sonofabitch and it felt like I was going to suck the whole thing down my throat everytime I swallowed. It was just laying on my tongue like a dead fish for a couple of days, before it finally healed.

I've been very careful with those sucker things ever since. They should really warn you about those types of things!!

KT

Your female penis got a blowjob. Congratz.

 

[Gabornski]

swine flu

 

[Miramonti]

Gargle mouthwash with 21.7% alcohol or greater.

 

[amdhunter]

Originally posted by: jjsole
Gargle mouthwash with 21.7% alcohol or greater.

The only thing in my house with that much alcohol in it is a bottle of absolut. I don't think gargling that would be a good idea.

It's smaller now, but still annoying me to no end. At this rate, it'd probably be gone in 2 days or so I'd guess.

 

[911paramedic]

Originally posted by: skyking
Delores!

Mulva.

 

[Baked]

Put 1 teaspoon of salt into glass of water, stir until dissolve, rinse mouth with salty water. Repeat 3 times a day.

 

[BW86]

Originally posted by: OCguy

Originally posted by: amdhunter

.....that thing.....back of your throat....female penis?

....its lying down on the back of my tongue......giving me the urge to swallow....

.......less swollen than it was this morning..... I caught AIDS......

Oooookkkk......

ahahahaha

 

[veraneo]

i think you need to stop sucking dick, that will make it go away, along with antibiotics and oral hygiene. remember condoms are your friend. and yea ill let my mom know to put one on next time.

 

[funboy6942]

Originally posted by: MixMasterTang
I've had this happen after a heavy night of snoring, but it usually goes away after a few hours.

QFT

 

[amdhunter]

Originally posted by: funboy6942

Originally posted by: MixMasterTang
I've had this happen after a heavy night of snoring, but it usually goes away after a few hours.

QFT

First time in my 34 years that I experienced it. I hope its not something that will happen often. It's incredibly annoying.

 

[ScottyB]

Originally posted by: amdhunter

Originally posted by: jjsole
Gargle mouthwash with 21.7% alcohol or greater.

The only thing in my house with that much alcohol in it is a bottle of absolut. I don't think gargling that would be a good idea.

It's smaller now, but still annoying me to no end. At this rate, it'd probably be gone in 2 days or so I'd guess.

Just like your actual penis.

 

[amdhunter]

Originally posted by: ScottyB

Originally posted by: amdhunter

Originally posted by: jjsole
Gargle mouthwash with 21.7% alcohol or greater.

The only thing in my house with that much alcohol in it is a bottle of absolut. I don't think gargling that would be a good idea.

It's smaller now, but still annoying me to no end. At this rate, it'd probably be gone in 2 days or so I'd guess.

Just like your actual penis.

ok, that was a good one...lol

 

[Narse]

Happened to me a couple times. was from my snoring. I had sleep apnea, may want to get checked out. It's really annoying, made me gag for three days.

 

[Jeff7]

A female penis.......well then.
I think I've found the key to understanding the OP.


Incidentally, I suddenly find Spaceman's posts to be extremely enlightened and eloquent.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: amdhunter
Seriously WTF? I woke up this morning and its lying down on the back of my tongue. It keeps giving me the urge to swallow.

From what I could find it's called Uvulitis and probably nothing to worry about, but it is annoying the shit out of me.

Anyone ever get this? How long did it last? Mines seems to be less swollen than it was this morning, but still it's making me think I caught AIDS or something.

likely a bacterial infection is causing your uvulitis. get to a doc for some antibiotics.

 

[ja1484]

This thread delivered like a motherfucker.

Thanks all!

 

[Miramonti]

Originally posted by: amdhunter

Originally posted by: jjsole
Gargle mouthwash with 21.7% alcohol or greater.

The only thing in my house with that much alcohol in it is a bottle of absolut. I don't think gargling that would be a good idea.

It's smaller now, but still annoying me to no end. At this rate, it'd probably be gone in 2 days or so I'd guess.

That's the standard % for listerine/listerine knockoffs. I believe the original crappy tasting listerine (and its knockoffs) is ~27%, but that burns. Its always good to have some around...48oz or so at walmart is ~$2.80.

 

[Farang]

yet another thread cluttering the 'swollen penis' search results :|

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: jjsole

Originally posted by: amdhunter

Originally posted by: jjsole
Gargle mouthwash with 21.7% alcohol or greater.

The only thing in my house with that much alcohol in it is a bottle of absolut. I don't think gargling that would be a good idea.

It's smaller now, but still annoying me to no end. At this rate, it'd probably be gone in 2 days or so I'd guess.

That's the standard % for listerine/listerine knockoffs. I believe the original crappy tasting listerine (and its knockoffs) is ~27%.

the original crappy tasting amber colored listerine is the best.

 

[Miramonti]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: jjsole

Originally posted by: amdhunter

Originally posted by: jjsole
Gargle mouthwash with 21.7% alcohol or greater.

The only thing in my house with that much alcohol in it is a bottle of absolut. I don't think gargling that would be a good idea.

It's smaller now, but still annoying me to no end. At this rate, it'd probably be gone in 2 days or so I'd guess.

That's the standard % for listerine/listerine knockoffs. I believe the original crappy tasting listerine (and its knockoffs) is ~27%.

the original crappy tasting amber colored listerine is the best.

ugh...strong and effective but the taste is disgusting. It also burns initially, not a fan of that either.