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Originally posted by: Fayd
Originally posted by: BlahBlahYouToo
Originally posted by: destrekor
fatties always gravitate toward each other.

i understand that, but it's impossible for them to mate.

when attempting to copulate, there will be no entry because they'll just be ramming their jiggly guts into each other.
doggy style? nope. fat ass cheeks to size 46" waist means no.


why'd you have to call out a specific size? or worse yet, my size? :(

sorry, wasn't trying to make it personal.
 

RyanPaulShaffer

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Ahh...another "fattie" thread from the OP.

Haven't see one of these in a while.

Somehow, when I saw the thread's originator, I knew what it was about. :D
 

kalrith

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You really think that sex will STOP occurring because people are overweight? (What am I saying? Of course you do. You think that fat people are right up there with weapons of mass destruction) Fat people need lovin' too even if they have to find that lovin' from another fat person.
 
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Originally posted by: kalrith
You really think that sex will STOP occurring because people are overweight? (What am I saying? Of course you do. You think that fat people are right up there with weapons of mass destruction) Fat people need lovin' too even if they have to find that lovin' from another fat person.

u got that right!
 

hanoverphist

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Originally posted by: v1001
Originally posted by: hanoverphist
Originally posted by: BlahBlahYouToo
Originally posted by: destrekor
fatties always gravitate toward each other.

i understand that, but it's impossible for them to mate.

when attempting to copulate, there will be no entry because they'll just be ramming their jiggly guts into each other.
doggy style? nope. fat ass cheeks to size 46" waist means no.

wow, karma is gonna bitch slap you someday, lol

Have you ever been karmically bitch-slapped by a six-armed goddess?

Fixed

fixed back, so its still a movie quote... :p
 

AreaCode707

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Originally posted by: BlahBlahYouToo
people are getting fatter, and therefore less attractive and no one will want to mate with them?
or does the weight gain happen after marriage and kids?
or has it already happened?
or will the illegals from mexico sustain population growth?

Standards of beauty change based on what people are exposed to in the media, see around them and are culturally taught to value. For example...

I'd say that objectively the standard of beauty SHOULD exactly match the optimum standard of health. While the article above seems grotesque to us, our culture right now teaches us to measure against slightly or extremely underweight women so we're not terribly far off from the weirdness described.
 

thatguy82

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Originally posted by: Lamont Burns
Originally posted by: BlahBlahYouToo
Originally posted by: destrekor
fatties always gravitate toward each other.


doggy style? nope.

actually that's incorrect. when i was 16 working blue collar every summer for some dough, a dude who weighed at least 350 and was about 5'7" and his enormous wife said they could only fuck doggystyle b/c of their sizes.

TMI
 

Fayd

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Originally posted by: AreaCode707
Originally posted by: BlahBlahYouToo
people are getting fatter, and therefore less attractive and no one will want to mate with them?
or does the weight gain happen after marriage and kids?
or has it already happened?
or will the illegals from mexico sustain population growth?

Standards of beauty change based on what people are exposed to in the media, see around them and are culturally taught to value. For example...

I'd say that objectively the standard of beauty SHOULD exactly match the optimum standard of health. While the article above seems grotesque to us, our culture right now teaches us to measure against slightly or extremely underweight women so we're not terribly far off from the weirdness described.

i agree on the optimum standard of health.

too skinny or too fat = ewww...


(though, slightly skinny = yes)
 

Firsttime

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Originally posted by: joshsquall
I think the Idiocracy scenario is more plausible.

I know I'm making a freezer to keep myself alive so one day I can roll with Beef Supreme.
 

destrekor

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Originally posted by: TruePaige
I despise the OP and his exocentric personality. It is very unbecoming of a human.

is there something more appropriate for a human?

we're humans, not fairytale gods and goddesses. humans are cruel, competitive, and manipulative. It's what we are best at, and also the reason we are here today.
 

Ronstang

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Originally posted by: vi edit
I don't even know why I bother with a reply but.....

If you do an overlay of the most overweight states with the states with the highest pregnancy rates you'll see a very similar trend.

That is because a lot of Mexicans are fat. Go figure, look at their diet.


Originally posted by: BlahBlahYouToo
Originally posted by: destrekor
fatties always gravitate toward each other.

i understand that, but it's impossible for them to mate.

when attempting to copulate, there will be no entry because they'll just be ramming their jiggly guts into each other.
doggy style? nope. fat ass cheeks to size 46" waist means no.

I see someone is not familiar with the concept of a right angle.
 

bobsmith1492

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Originally posted by: BlahBlahYouToo
Originally posted by: kalrith
You really think that sex will STOP occurring because people are overweight? (What am I saying? Of course you do. You think that fat people are right up there with weapons of mass destruction) Fat people need lovin' too even if they have to find that lovin' from another fat person.

u got that right!

More like weapons of mass creation